Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, um... What am I doing? What am I doing?

Well... Uh, my dad died.

Do you have a problem with me or something?

You guys, we have to have a family meeting.

Sometimes I get that not-so-fresh feeling.

Enough already Where is Spring

I only hear what I want to

You've got this whole thing with the world, don't you?

Roy, why are you doing this to me?

- I called the Psychic Discovery Network... - Nothing is going down

Why are you acting like a jealous boyfriend all of a sudden?

New shoes and a case

I'm trying to make my transition to print journalism.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You're hired!

It's just, I worked so hard.

He said you caught me 'cause you want me and one day you'll let me go

Michael, I'm sorry.

Taped on location at eight-year-old Davey Robbins' party

I am not under any orders to make the world a better place. -Ethan Hawke, Reality Bites 1994

A Harbor in the Tempest In yo face castle

I wanna be let back in the house.

You know, you're very beautiful.

and we can't afford a new deposit if the phone gets shut off.

Wow. Lelaina, look at you. You look... Where'd you get that dress?

Somehow, he can rationalize it,

All I want is you-ou

He's, like, the little... That guy?

Find him? I've got five...

- ...when I was 14. - ...when I was five years old.

Yeah! Roll 'em right up. It's liberating, isn't it?

Honey, that's not all I'm getting.

If you ain't the most hardheaded woman I have ever seen.

You said that I was naive and I thought that I was strong

Michael, don't laugh at me.

God! Oh, well, congratulations, Troy Dyer.

I know this isn't PBS, but is this okay?

So come sit with me.

Charlane, she can make up her own mind.

'Cause your love

Thank you. We'll be right back with a new American cheese snack idea.

You get one in the morning. I'm talking 44-ouncer, not this 32...

Well, you don't have to put that down on your application.

So what are you doing for the rest of your morning?

I know it sounds stupid, but it really meant something to me.

My, my, my-y-y Whoo

I been locked in

it is a good morning with this audience.

- Ma! - I'm right here, son.

Really. Just forget the whole thing.

Hey, my little unemployed waif, you're the one who's lookin' for work now, okay?

I'll tell you the problem with your generation. You don't have any work ethic.

- Well, yes, of course I have, but I... - But what?

Today for all you dieters, guiltless goodies from Chef Skinny Ninny!

we're gonna give you her old BMW.

how can we repair all the damage we inherited?

I mean, I... I wanna...

After you've been in the real world, you're gonna appreciate that car.

- Coffee or cappuccino? - Oh, he ended up saying decaf.

but it's a pretty good opportunity.

Very impressive.

I’m Bursting With Fruit Flavor

I don't treat you right

expensive, snazzy, Italian suits.

Oh! Who told you that? Your psychic partner?

Passed the church and the steeple

Dad, don't talk to her that way. She's not a child.

is travel the countryside like Woody Guthrie.

Evian is Naive spelled backwards

Patty got drunk in her closet every morning before junior high school.

You see, this is where Troy was fired from his 11th job.

No bed of roses

I smoke my Camel straights.

I'm gonna take Sam against his will

So what? Do I get a medal?

You are the only woman that I could ever commit myself to.

Am I here to amuse you, Ms. Pierce? Is that the reason I'm on this show?

There you go, sir, and have a 'tude, Wienerdude. All righty.

Things don't work out like that.

I wish I could be perfect, okay? I wish I could be like Troy,

If one more guy walks out on me, I don't even know what. I swear.