Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You go downstairs and head everybody off.
I may as well throw my master plan right out the window.
What if a giant prehistoric monster crawls out of Lake Michigan...
I suppose this means you also didn't bake me a cake?
Because I have a squirrel in this one.
Happy birthday cousin DONNA Love cousin Amanda
News value.
Did I forget to mention that the jerks didn't want to buy my photograph?
I'll tell you why, because nobody ever returns your calls.
Okay, everybody, start singing.
Balki. Balki. Balki.
Why? Because he lost his voice, and that's that.
Wise up, Appleton.
Now, tell me the truth. Are you really surprised?
I'm a loser in life.
Well, at the last minute...
What is a master plan?
What the matter with you is? - Nothing the matter with me is.
You know, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Stunned.
You know what they used? The oldest cliche in the book.
No, no, you can't come in. - Balki, you invited us, remember?
I've got Cousin Larry locked in the closet.