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"You can't set your watch by a dream. They operate on schedules all their own."
I can't believe it.
I'll hide the party stuff, and that way, we all surprise him at the same moment.
Mr. Twinkacetti, good news. Cousin Larry sold a photograph.
You're supposed to get the presents?
Have you noticed the time? - Yes, I've noticed the time.
You are professional picture taker. It's your dream come true.
Why don't they call?
...and you are off in dreamland with a stuffed sheep.
A baby being rescued from the burning building.
Are you done?
Fine. You didn't lock me in. There was no one at the door.
Happy birthday!
...didn't go to the trouble of getting a card to say:
Cousin? Cousin, cousin, don't do that. - I'm just gonna hang up my coat.
And the proof is that nobody even bothered to acknowledge my birthday.
It's your birthday, isn't it?
Cousin, how did it go at the newspaper?
You know, I learned something else tonight.
I'm 24. Time ran out at midnight.
Oh. - And get this.