Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Isn't that something? Only in America.
...that was one of the best birthdays I've ever had.
Oh, cousin, that's terrible. Why not?
But things are looking up. "Photo by Larry Appleton."
Said they'd call.
Yes, he is and I just... All the best.
No, no. I wanted to be a professional photojournalist.
Why? He can't talk to you.
Happy birthday, guy.
I want it to be a surprise.
Wolf in the flock! Wolf in the flock!
Aw. Now you see you're not a failure, because you have friends.
I suppose you're gonna tell me there was no one at the door.
I'm pathetic.
Why not?
This is Officer Finley. - Yo.
Doesn't matter now. My birthday's over.
...because it's not a party if nobody comes.
I'll get it. - No, no, cousin.
Balki, is that you?
Well, not a day goes by, I don't ask myself what I did to deserve him.