Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank God I didn't tell anyone else it's my birthday.
Here he is. Go ahead.
Boy, somebody got up on the wrong side of the flock.
Why don't you make a speech, cousin? - Yeah. I want a speech.
You guys got a corkscrew? - Top drawer, next to the sink.
I like that shirt.
Happy birthday. - Thank you.
Well, I'd better leave. - Well, you got one hour.
Why did I ask?
And this is Sandra from the doughnut shop. - Oh, hi. Hi.
Hey.
I suppose he can just listen. All right, one moment.
Larry. - ? Larry
Well, you got...
Well, I don't know what you said, honey, but he's wearing a big, happy face.
Balki, that was the photo editor from the Chicago Weekly Gazette.
You're kidding. Great. I'll be there.
Okay, okay.
Well you fooled me buddy!
Sure, I said it. I didn't mean it.
No, this is... This is really...
I've got to be there at 6 to sign a release and get paid.
Oh, yeah.
...but at least you have one friend."
But you said you don't want anyone to even say "birthday."