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No, Bart. He's right. I did oversimplify.
D'oh! [ Screams ]
it's up to the private sector to fall on that fumble and run for the end zone.
- Now for the groundbreaking ceremony. - [ Camera Shutter Clicks ]
were required to have access ramps for the disabled.
What you talkin' 'bout, everyone?
Now, I'm afraid your son has cracked his coccyx.
- [ Screaming ] - ? All is calm ?
Now that's market research you can take to the bank- the money bank.
''kwazy'' Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet...
Hello. I'm Dr. Stupid. I'm going to take out your liver bones.
where we open the door and everything's normal...
''Funzo''? I said that name in class.
They're feeling very special. They're trying to challenge the other people. They're feeling very special. They're trying to challenge the other people.
Hey! Don't talk to my sister that way.
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The good news is we need no longer fear vicious mob reprisals.
[ Both Laughing ]
- [ Beeping ] - Clear.
Are you saying the end justifies the means?
Do all these people have to watch me?
[ Announcer] Funzo! Funzo! Funzo!
Alrighty. [PLAYING DANCE MUSIC]
[ All ] Merry Christmas, Moe.
Alls I know is the config is right, and that ain't not bad.
What about Mr. Burns? Maybe he'll help us out.
- [ All Shouting ] - Ow, ow, ow! Hey! Ow!
- [ Tires Screech ] - [Jackhammer Rounding ]
Technically, yes, but the building costs would be astronomical.
What you dont like my slides
[ Dance Music, Vocalizing ]
I'm proud of you, boy.
We could try selling liquor. Uh, I'm doing great.
Who wets their bed now, Milhouse? [ Laughs ]
- Be that as it may- - Get your hand off my car.
[ Grunts ] Happy holidays there.
Welcome to the world premiere of The Nice Man Giveth.
Or The Game of County Seats.
Pretzel Grr
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And- Oh, heck.
- [ Loud Crash ] - [ Singing Louder] ? Holy night ?
The Simpsons S11E09 Grift Of The Magi Aired On February 15, 2009
[ Imitating Siren Wailing ]
- You mean like Microsoft? - Exactly.
Bart broke all my books.