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is that Philly's own Vince Papale has made it past the first round of cuts.

Let's win one for them.

-FAN: Go, Green! -Boo!

First cut's always the deepest.

and we're gonna become winners.

I can't, Vince.

Now, what brings you out here today, sir?

(CROWD CHEERING )

You worked right there in the city?

Come on. Go, go.

Vince Papale putting the Giants back inside their own 15.

(WHISTLE BLOWS )

Hey, coach! Thanks for the three wins! You're a bum!

That's the way it's done. That's football.

-I said, come on! -Come on.

-Hey, Pop. -Come here.

(MEN LAUGHING )

Before I take your questions, I'd like to make a quick announcement.

-Good game, guys. -Yo, Vince.

No room for mistakes on either side.

Just wanna thank you for sticking with me for this long, coach.

How you holding up?

-I wanted you to know first. -This is huge.

This coming Saturday, at Veterans Stadium at 9:00 a.m.,

That's great, Vince.

A.C., get them over to the sleds.

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(TOILET FLUSHING )

So if you still...

MALE ANNO UNCER: A reminder, Eagles fans,

I'm here on Franklin Street with Vince Papale,

See you on the unemployment line.

Miami handing the Eagles their third straight preseason loss today, 24- 16.

CO MMEN TA TOR: It appears the Eagles

That player, no surprise, did not get an invitation to training camp.

-You been here long? -No, a few minutes is all.

Again, the Eagles have been completely shut down.

Welcome to the Eagles.

Last call, pally.

-Come on. -You!

Eight minutes to go, fourth quarter, game tied at 14 apiece.

-Yeah, yeah. -Yeah!

This team has failed.

ALL: Eagles! Eagles! Eagles!

-They're still our boys, Tommy. -Not this year, pally.

I know it's a hell of a deal.

(ALL CHEERING )

That's your boy, Kingie.

Well, if Maxie don't have you working Friday.

Over the years, this team has surrendered.

I got a room. Just haven't unpacked yet.

-Gents. -Coach.

-You better be renting month-to-month! -Welcome to the NFL.

Thank you, Mr. Tose. Thank you.

COACH 1: What about Franks?

PLAYER: Rook came to play today, man.

I never said good luck to Andrew, you know, before he left for Nam.

...have announced that a tiny black bear

mixing it up with Bill Bergey.

All right. Bye.

It's a tradition that I'm committed to restoring.

(PLAYERS CHEERING )

You start playing football or you're gone.

Blue skies, 81 degrees, a great day for the season opener.

dropped their second straight game today,

Nutcracker, other side of the field!

Let's go, gentlemen. Find another gear.

Get that helmet back on! What do you think this is, a waltz?

with the strike and all.

(WHISTLE BLOWS )

-I gotta walk Janet home. -Oh, no. I can wait.

-( SIN GIN G) Fight, Eagles, fight -Look at this.

You go out there and you play like you're better than they are.

The best cheese steak in Philly.

Tone, you're down. Pat, you're in. Let's go.

A summer delivery is an exception to the rule.

PLAYER 2: Thinks he's a football player!

( CHA TTERIN G ON RADIO )

Cures everything, yeah?

Get back down to your seats, there.

I want you to meet three of your best players.

-Thanks, Maxie. Tonight was great. -Forget it.

(CAR HORN HONKING )

(LOCKER DOORS SLAMMING )

-This is no Tinseltown fairy tale, folks. -Vinnie, that's you on TV.

PLAYER: Hey, get in the huddle.

Yeah. You looked good.

The bear cub weighed in at a whopping one pound, one ounce.

-What's up, Max? -What's up, Vince?

MAN: We're gonna pass through the rain and you can't stop us.

Not that we'd be, you know, doing anything official, but...