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You're a freaking Philadelphia Eagle!

Even if you're down there for one hour, man,

Come on! All the way. Touch the line! Touch the line!

-Huddle up! -Come on!

PLAYER: Look at that white boy run!

CO MMEN TA TOR: The Eagles now receiving a mixed greeting

So, how you doing, coach? You hanging in okay?

(PLAYERS SHOUTING ORDERS )

You wanna turn up the tube?

Your seats are gonna be so much better than ours this year.

and let's move the chains.

(WHISTLE BLOWS )

That's another reason why you gotta try out this weekend.

-That's right. -Here you go.

They need a football player. They don't need me.

Just 'cause everybody's cheering for you trying to be an Eagle?

PLAYER 1: Hey, German. PLAYER 2: German!

All those years, your mother being sick...

I'm 28 years old. Look at me. I'm in the best shape of my life!

All-American wide receiver, Oklahoma.

This means you're a heck of a lot faster than this car of yours.

-You got money? -Yeah.

(BOTH ROARING )

There is something important I wanna talk to you about, though.

What do you want me to do?

Roger Staubach, Ed Jones, Randy White.

I'm giving my cousin from New York a few hours starting Thursday.

So, how's it looking, coach? Seeing anything yet?

Certainly a different approach being taken

(MEN CHEERING )

(FUNK MUSIC PLA YIN G ON S TEREO )

...in more than five years.

MAN 1: Good try, all right? MAN 2: Definitely.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

BANKS: Hey, old man.

Hey, big guy. Come here for a second.

(FURNITURE BREAKING )

COACH: Set. PLAYER: Take that rookie down.

The man who's gonna bring us back recently led UCLA

It's not exactly the direction I was hoping for.

MAN: Hubba-hubba.

I don't know how much longer the Eagles are gonna need you,

"We"? Isn't that your decision?

You playing stupid now? You got a problem with me, Johnny?

Hey. She's with us. Relax.

followed by last Sunday's embarrassing loss in Dallas.

But this game has become what we knew it would be all along,

PLAYER 1: Gonna reach Harold Carmichael stats.

CAROL: Knock, knock.

or to the expectations of the many fans of this great team.

What do those guys look like?

MAN 1: The worst team in the league! MAN 2: Losers!

With final cuts only days away,

Might wanna settle down.

Well, I've been playing since I was a kid.

Bring your playbook.

(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)

but South Philly's Vince Papale was a total bust in his pro debut.

-PLAYER: All right, let's go. Let's go. -Set.

No, this is great. This is great.

Let's just play some ball.

to place your orders for next year's season tickets.

So, how'd you become a Giants fan?

I'm just trying to get people excited, that's all.

What a turnaround from last week, when Papale could do nothing right.

we'll work deep to short, highllow the corner.

When all this is over and done, nothing.

I mean, that's what's gonna make tomorrow hard.

This is the worst time in his life right now.

PLAYER 2: What a hit, baby. What a hit.

Go with a guy like Papale next year, once you've established yourself.

(WHISTLE BLOWING )

Gotta work on your speed a little, okay?

-Come on. -Run it again. Now.

PLAYER: Go, go, go.

and one person only.

That character is tested when you're up against it?

(WHISTLE BLOWING )

(PLAYERS CHATTERING )

This is just unbelievable.

I don't even know what's going on, you know, in his mind.