Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, rum? No, not-- Not really, sir.

Okay, fine, I was cruising Fox Forest.

on two conditions:

Yeah. I'm trying to get in shape for wrestling.

♪ Your eyes ♪

[Moose] His eyes.

I thought you were gonna say that you got jumped by those Creepies--

The Matchlerette starts tonight. You're coming over to watch.

but this, this is like... I don't wanna call it a test, though it kind of is.

[Kevin] I was just night-jogging, you know, as one does,

Uh... it's Jughead, actually.

-Ethel, what happened? -[Ethel] I was walking home

Yeah, there's a signature Lodge family label. It's:

Farm? What farm?

Kevin wants validation, connection, even if he has to find it in the woods.

that's your business.

Oh. Wait, I'm sorry, that was us.

Jones, wanna come with? We're going to the quarry.

This place is crawling with the JJ. A highly addictive total gutter drug.

-Toni, will you keep an eye on him? -All over it.

Well, yeah, Jug.

-We need to protect ourselves. -[Hermione] We're gonna lose our table.

--it's important to not give this lunatic an audience.

Don't blame me, all right? Blame the pothole.

[Archie] Doiley, is it recording?

you want everything to change overnight.

I won't do anything to offend her or Mr. and Mrs. Lodge. I promise.

[Jughead grunting]

He's making an effort, I'm making an effort.

[Phillips] Mr. Jones.

As for someone who's had his own share of run-ins with the law...

Well, he'll find a way to be offended if that's what he wants.

Kevin used to be a lonely, awkward fat boy with acne.

Mm-hm. Daddy wants to please his little girl.

The Red Circle is a school club.

-What am I being tested for? -Not you, my father.

Oh, I can take that in to Daddy. I wanna ask him something, anyway.