Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'cause what if for ten minutes...
Oh, Betty. How little you know of the human psyche.
Okay?
Yeah, but the creeper got away.
I shot the drug- and sex-addicted teenagers at Lovers' Lane.
Your articles online?
You hear me?
Well, it's no New York Times.
Anything else you remember about how he looked?
It might be my dad's life, but not mine.
No more sneaking into my daughter's bedroom.
[Jughead] No, don't stop him.
[Toni] Uh, Emily the Strange.
What do you think Daddy's gonna do?
Winona Ryder from Beetlejuice.
It's okay. Heh.
-You know the rules about his study. -Mom, those were the old rules.
You live in this pale-pink world of milk shakes and first kisses
We will hunt you.
[man] Jughead.
I'm not. Daddy invited Archie.
We're not waiting for the next attack. We're protecting our own.
-at Southside High half an hour ago. -Wait, are--?
Oh, palomita, would you mind if Archie and I had a little chat, man-to-man?
Hey, you wanna get through this, you should hang with the Serpents.
I have some in my study. Would you like to try it?
So, Veronica tells me you rescued the Muggs girl.
[Veronica] I have incredible news, Archiekins.
I wanna get my hands dirty.
They should be yours, too.
No agenda other than getting to know someone who's important to me.
Oh.
We warned you about the Ghoulies. You'll take them more seriously now.
Should we be worried? Like, what's going on?
We will find you.
It's Kevin. Leave a message, if people still do things like that.
Toni was telling me you used to advise the school paper.
Are we gonna start or what? Where's Coach Clayton?