Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Walk along the stone wall until you reach the tree,

Dufresne, you better get your ass out here before you make me cut this sentence...

Sho' 'nough, I thought I'd go deef and dumb when I saw me that dead body.

You're on. I'll take the Don Martin-looking one.

You know, I am a huge Snuggly Jeff fan. I've read all the books.

Then there was Joey Duchamp. The voice in his head was Roy Scheider.

But where are those good old-fashioned values

- E-mail? - Dial-up.

And the guy was running around with that ax?

Everybody still awake? All right, big finish.

Under that rock is a box with something I want you to have.

The year was 1964

And now for a segment we like a little less than the first and the last.

Is that Red? Is it... No, no. Not him either.

Doesn't that piss you off?

You know, something where the reader doesn't have

Great. Hey, can you hand me my cell phone?

The man who crawled through a river of shit

I taste lipstick.

and now we're left with a harelipped reminder of what might have been.

that I watch too much TV and don't read enough books,

Wow. Where are you headed once you get out?

"already got blown up by Jake-cockadoody-Busey. "