Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OK, J.D., why are we sitting up here?

I have to tell a story. In the seventh grade,

And sure enough, that little lady gives me the waist hug from her wheelchair.

Oh, God, was that a blink? Excuse me.

- A trapeze? - Yeah. Photoshop. You can do anything.

He did, cos he wasn't listening.

J.D., I don't have a messenger monkey.

It's a clean start for us.

No, I'm serious.

but the last couple of days have been so messed up and confusing,

But I set the clock ahead an hour so I wouldn't be late.

I remember my one lip being on top of your lip,

- and everybody cracked up. - Why are you telling me this?

There are many things we can't control, no matter how strong we might be...

Come on. Classic comedy, my friend.

- Can I get a look at that mole? - No. No.

My kid's got a forehead full of stitches from leaping off the jungle gym.

Hold on, buddy!

It's never smart to get in the middle of a relationship.