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my other lip in the middle of yours.
No?!
OK, we just saw the plastic surgeon.
My God! I gotta be downtown in, like, eight minutes!
It may take a lot of work, but it's worth it.
But...
- I'll let you put the hat back on. - Two appletinis, governor.
Jack is fine, but if the cut was four inches to the left and 7 inches deeper,
Oh, my God, I can't stop! I'm sorry. I have to pee.
He holds Jack when I get a bikini wax.
but when Jack gets hurt on my time, I'm not careful enough?
- That was a thick bush. - Really, Turk, was it a thick bush?
Let's read it and find out what's in there. You are disturbingly naive.
Janitor.
Ted, lunch was four hours ago.
- Well, I guess I'm glad we kissed then. - Me too.
Besides, it's not like I ever put him in any real danger.
I can let go of the couch if I so choose.
go ahead and grab your fork and bang your glass.
- Nothing. - We kissed.
She's back. My baby's back!
where I knew no one would ever venture.
- Are those stitches? - What are the odds you'd pick that one?
- Stop. - That can't be true.
like a wife trusting her husband.