Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

like a wife trusting her husband.

- Nothing. - We kissed.

Oh, my God, I can't stop! I'm sorry. I have to pee.

OK, we just saw the plastic surgeon.

Let's read it and find out what's in there. You are disturbingly naive.

Ted, lunch was four hours ago.

My God! I gotta be downtown in, like, eight minutes!

- Stop. - That can't be true.

Besides, it's not like I ever put him in any real danger.

Jack is fine, but if the cut was four inches to the left and 7 inches deeper,

- Well, I guess I'm glad we kissed then. - Me too.

I can let go of the couch if I so choose.

She's back. My baby's back!

He holds Jack when I get a bikini wax.

It may take a lot of work, but it's worth it.

- I'll let you put the hat back on. - Two appletinis, governor.

but when Jack gets hurt on my time, I'm not careful enough?

- That was a thick bush. - Really, Turk, was it a thick bush?

- Are those stitches? - What are the odds you'd pick that one?

where I knew no one would ever venture.

my other lip in the middle of yours.

go ahead and grab your fork and bang your glass.