Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That man is a human sundial.

I was at a roller rink and I needed to go to the bathroom.

Your lips were apart and I don't think that's a friend kiss!

Turk? I thought you could take me over to Elliot's place

and me having a Super Bowl ring removed from my oesophagus.

Dude, check out what I found when I was taking out the trash!

Well, now you make me all nervous.

I'd love to just try and forget about it and have a few drinks, OK?

If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go into that room right now

Yeah, sure... Really?

Which means that it's actually...

Really? Wait till you get a load of this.

Very interesting. Oh, there's film in it.

Jack just... He just fell off of the jungle gym.

Carla was right. If a relationship's gonna work, it has to be based on trust,

I need that chart.

- Guess your wife backed down. - Bet your sweet ass she did.

What about the time he brained himself?

Terrific. Could I see your camera?

Because you can see Elliot's whole apartment from up here.

I don't know if you've had experience skating with underpants at your ankles.