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I broke up with my German mistress. She smells like sauerkraut.
- Thanks for saving my ass. - Well, I wasn't saving your ass.
Yes, and then I pulled off Grandma's breathing apparatus.
I'm thinking 2016 Olympics.
- I'm sorry? - I have a mole on my ass.
yet I obsess about things like broken arms, broken legs, choking,
Yep. I wasted most of my Tuesday
Wow, that was a moist kiss. Wish I was wearing an apron.
- I took some pills. - Come on, help me out here.
for German Lessons and Never Show Up. That's right.
I wanted to see if you got anywhere.
shoots him across the sand box without a net.
- How are you holding up? - I'm a little nervous.
No, I pursed them like this.
What's that like, to have an erection for nine hours.
OK, here we go. What are we doing? Come here, you. You come here, you.
but can snowball on you and take your whole marriage with it, you know?
What's the matter with me? I don't think twice about people holding him,
Because you're a quack.
Flip? What does "flip" mean, Perry?
- You know you want to. - I'm fine.
Turk, with everything that's happened, I'm just having trouble trusting you.
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