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Because you're a quack.
but can snowball on you and take your whole marriage with it, you know?
OK, here we go. What are we doing? Come here, you. You come here, you.
What's the matter with me? I don't think twice about people holding him,
Flip? What does "flip" mean, Perry?
I broke up with my German mistress. She smells like sauerkraut.
Turk, with everything that's happened, I'm just having trouble trusting you.
Wow, that was a moist kiss. Wish I was wearing an apron.
- I took some pills. - Come on, help me out here.
I wanted to see if you got anywhere.
yet I obsess about things like broken arms, broken legs, choking,
- Thanks for saving my ass. - Well, I wasn't saving your ass.
Yes, and then I pulled off Grandma's breathing apparatus.
I'm thinking 2016 Olympics.
- How are you holding up? - I'm a little nervous.
for German Lessons and Never Show Up. That's right.
Yep. I wasted most of my Tuesday
- I'm sorry? - I have a mole on my ass.
shoots him across the sand box without a net.
No, I pursed them like this.
What's that like, to have an erection for nine hours.
- You know you want to. - I'm fine.