Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I'm in the hospital because I... They think I have avian flu.

Those pills didn't kick in until just about the moment

how is she supposed to trust me telling her she can?

- All right. - What's going on?

Daddy does a little trick where he grabs Jack by the ankles,

The cute kind, not the hairy kind.

Unlike you, I'll follow through, Mr Sign Up on the Bulletin Board

J.D. And I kissed.

- I normally never let people touch him. - Really?

In all fairness, you don't know if that lady is a sickie,

Why, it's a dummygram, and it's addressed to you, Barbie.

which I guarantee will come to an abrupt, very unnatural end.

It is a heart-wrenching tale of woe involving Jordan's second cousin,

I didn't realize how easy it is to make little mistakes.

Dude, that did not happen.

- Jordan! - It's just Carl.

You're speechless.

Speaking of trust, you know who's trustworthy? Turk.

... like a knee-jerk reaction...

Don't worry, ladies, I've closed the window.

My work here is done.

J.D., you're drunk.

You are never taking Jack to the park without me. Ever!

Buzz off, you big monkey.

The two of us have two distinctly different parenting styles.

Good, you both looked.

Turns out she just meant having breakfast with her family.

She's back My baby's back