Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're speechless.

The two of us have two distinctly different parenting styles.

which I guarantee will come to an abrupt, very unnatural end.

- I normally never let people touch him. - Really?

Good, you both looked.

The cute kind, not the hairy kind.

In all fairness, you don't know if that lady is a sickie,

Unlike you, I'll follow through, Mr Sign Up on the Bulletin Board

how is she supposed to trust me telling her she can?

You are never taking Jack to the park without me. Ever!

She's back My baby's back

Daddy does a little trick where he grabs Jack by the ankles,

I didn't realize how easy it is to make little mistakes.

J.D. And I kissed.

- Jordan! - It's just Carl.

Speaking of trust, you know who's trustworthy? Turk.

Turns out she just meant having breakfast with her family.

My work here is done.

- All right. - What's going on?

No, I'm in the hospital because I... They think I have avian flu.

Buzz off, you big monkey.

Why, it's a dummygram, and it's addressed to you, Barbie.

J.D., you're drunk.

It is a heart-wrenching tale of woe involving Jordan's second cousin,

... like a knee-jerk reaction...

Dude, that did not happen.

Those pills didn't kick in until just about the moment

Don't worry, ladies, I've closed the window.