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- You think he got dick enlargement surgery?
- Well, I babysit my nephews, you know,
and how it's displacing working-class people.
LUIS: Yeah.
- 'Cause I'm about to graduate.
Fabian, give Payne your shirt.
So fuck you and fuck the helicopter horse you rode in on!
We've just recently realized this is our little kink
So I'm gonna fuck it right outta you.
- Oh, that's a really good point. JULIO: Hold up, Minister Payne.
Duck.
On the real, you fools are my idols. - Aw.
Here.
- I mean, nobody should have a billion dollars.
and every day is like a week when you're doing hard time.
I was a grandmother.
♪ So you better treat her right ♪
We're doing just fine.
Wish we weren't working on Windows 95. [Julio mouths]
with grilled smoked peaches.
Look, I'll do all the work.
They wanna come by and get a tour and see what we're all about.
JULIO: That's a good point.
So deep down,
[beatboxing continues]
Can I? - Yes, you can, little Richie.
LUIS: Damn!
[sighs] I could have been a high-end prostitute.
You deserve it. - That's so nice. Thank you.
- You know, some people consider sweets a guilty pleasure,
that I was born into.
- Yay! MINISTER PAYNE: Chef.
is which of you peasants is gonna have sex with me.
I can't even take a whore's bath.
RICHARD: Duck.
MINISTER PAYNE: Luckily, I learned
LUIS: Hey, but what do I put for special skills?