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By the end of that night, I was back up to a dollar.
Actually, he did give me a dollar every time I got depressed.
Today, I had to sink or swim all on my own and guess what?
...sweet couch.
If they do, you'll just end up standing in the corner, watching.
Standing up against the wall, you holding me up. What do you say, Romeo?
I won't, sweetie. Trust me.
nose hairs to here, who start every sentence with a very elegant...
"He can't even see the little boy. And now look,
What's the happy-haps?
- You're an actor. - You're a fireman.
Great.
What is wrong? Is it because I called you Smelliot?
Janitor.
who probably won't be ready to have kids for another ten years.
I don't want to make any promises
- Thought you said there'd be bitches. - We just got here. Look around.
I guess around here, you have to be prepared for anything.
I'm late, I don't have time to eat.
Come on!