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What the fuck!
The right booster's losing thrust.
Uh, yes, they are.
Kc, can we do it?
You saved the shuttle. You saved Fowler.
Yeah. What'd I miss?
Come on.
The... the... the tide, it's coming.
I think we're dealing with two competing intelligent entities here.
Yeah. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.
We have to start thinking about the girls.
Fuzz aldrin.
Uh, Houston, I'm getting a little fluctuation.
I have a right to defend my property, Tom.
- I know I wasn't always easy. - That makes two of us.
that's been going on for billions of years.
At that point, city-sized pieces of moon debris
Pitch down. Pitch down.
It was attacked.
is technological in nature, right?
I used to hold you like this to help you walk
To put it bluntly, the moon is a megastructure.
and the European space agencies
Okay. Very gently. Sure. I can do that.
My dad laughed when I told him I wanted to be an astronaut.
Iposted on every platform.
Thinks that astronaut dying was his fault.
Longitude five degrees, 12 minutes west.
Oh, shit.
for two minutes. Not true.
Why is nothing happening?
July 20th, 1969.
their initial projection...
We make a pretty good team, huh?
its orbital radius is decreasing.
There it is.
Hey, Sonny. I know you don't like me.
- I'm sorry, who are you? - Um...
I don't know. It's flying itself.
are you sure they're going to let me into the bunker?
Because the damn moon is hollow.
Stay here.
if you're watching this, then you know by now
We have photometric measurements of gaseous spectra being emitted from inside.
The electronics were out.
Sir, we're ready for you.
Just try to understand. If there's even
Probe depth has reached 24.5 kilometers.
And how do you propose we do that exactly?
- has a bath... - You worry too much.
We scanned your consciousness.
Your rules don't apply anymore.
but, uh, I'm not even gonna say anything.
And you're not killing me now.
A friend.
I know all of this that's happening seems so scary,
But not everything.
But Italy doesn't beat this view.
- Whoa! - Guns on the ground.
As leaders around the world struggle for answers,
All right, this should be perfect for them.
"one giant leap for..." Yada, yada, yada.
You're saving everyone else.
That's crazy.
Please hold.
Oh, yeah. I'm still tracking our moon's orbit.
How's Jimmy?
Left, right, left.
Oh, that's putting it lightly.
Hope we don't need that.
- wonderful people here... - Really?
- I just wanna get my son back. - The courts are closed.
I told you the moon was built by aliens.
I was not impersonating you.
I'm trying!
And I'm stuck in traffic.
Ignition.
Was that you?
We never had a lot of money, but sometimes we'd all get fish 'n chips,
I'm sorry, sir. My mum always said
I can't fly the shuttle alone.
The moon doesn't have enough gravity to do that,
Come on! Go, go!
Be right back.
I guess, yes, technically. It could have.
Left, right, left.
Brian!
NASA is completely downplaying this.
Hang on!
I got a classic bike and my son's vintage mustang
A few studies have found that smelling Rosemary
Oh, come on. How was it your fault?
Do I look okay? You took off to the mountains?
What department?
On the brink of their extinction, your ancestors escaped
Commander Fowler, a passing meteor or a solar flare
Turning us around.
Go get 'em, commander.
Easy, easy.
Just what we need, a damn earthquake.
Oh, shit!
Fifteen degrees. 30.
Oh, that's lovely, dear. Thank you.
- Excuse me. The megastructure? - Please don't ask.
I sent a ground crew to the prison, okay?
What's happening to him?
Look out!
Newscaster: Our viewers might remember
Get out of here.
I'm asking you to think about our son.
- Uh... 'Cause the moon's a megastructure? - Yeah, someone's paying attention!
Oh. Sorry, I'm sorry, miss.
The lyrics are "I bless the rains down in Africa."