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The ai suddenly became self-aware,
Sir, we have to hurry.
Because he's my son.
I can't do that.
These people here won't have a planet unless we figure something out.
Bong!
Okay. Let's get you outta here.
- Hello, there. - Hi.
You underestimated us.
It was shut down. Shelved.
Yeah, Sonny drove fast away from all the crazy water.
No effin' way.
Kc!
We're gonna hit.
where Harper claimed that the accident
- Whoa! - Tom, watch out!
Hello?
in the hands of your ex-wife, and some has-been astronaut.
Guys, where have you been? Look.
You don't leave people behind, okay?
And that one, too.
Controlled by a central, self-learning computer system
And I would also like to ask you, dear,
WoThis is private property. Turn around.
I know how it sounds, but we checked Dr. Houseman's data.
Before NASA. How?
before the traffic becomes a nightmare.
- Colonel. - Director Fowler.
Well, at least your husband came through with that.
Which is why we need you.
But so far, NASA and the white house have not responded to requests for comment.
to a secret corner of their galaxy.
Okay, kc, open the fueling valves on the shuttle tank.
If only scottie ebersol could see you now.
This doesn't make any sense, Brian.
And wars were only memories of long bygone times.
The world needs you, Brian.
I love you so much.
Well, you'd know if you saw him once in a while.
And it knew we were coming.
and fueled by the abundant energy of captured stars.
Wait. Wait a minute.
Doug! Wait!
Today's loss is the final blow in this very public fall from grace.
Suit up.
Thank you.
you didn't kill that astronaut.
We were both lied to.
Roger. Fueling valves wide open.
Large parts of the moon will rain down on us.
No freakin' way.
Uh-oh.
I just put that on my business cards 'cause it sounded cool.
Of course.
No, no, what you showed us was crazy.
and I'd say, "left, right, left."
- Keep going. - Left.
God, I am so jealous.
I'm so sorry.
Velocity, 2, 195 feet per second.
Well, NASA and I aren't really on speaking terms these days.
Okay.
- No one will listen to me. - Then make them.
I have a confession to make.
We have incoming!
Girls, go pack.
We go now live to the NASA press briefing
Refusing to be enslaved
- You're just gonna say I'm crazy again. - Try me.
We need to go now.
How do you plan on getting up there?
No.
to initiate the creation of a new inhabitable planet.
can we please not spend our last few hours hating each other?
Imagine the tides on the coast...
Okay. Uh...
Altitude, four miles now.
Brian. Brian.
and make these last moments count.
Kc, can you tell birkenstocks here
A lot of good that did.
and then the military's gonna launch.
Mission control cut their feed to the world
Let me tell you kids something.
Because we don't... We don't have any more of these.
Wait! There's a high probability that this is a trap.
Next case, Sonny Neil Harper.
Sonny, the moon is going to help us.
We're all just trying to help Sonny right here.
To safety?
Here's your clearance.
You figured all this out?
I was wrong to bring you here. I am done.
We're underwater, guys.
I know it sounds completely crazy.
Our Chinese friends have Jerry-rigged the on board systems
I saw your helmet cam.
Shit.
Out for a joy ride and this day is not going to end well for them.
Commander Harper. I'm lieutenant colonel Reed.