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Okay, well, how far along was the testing?
It's me. It's kc.
Read this.
Four, three,
and exactly 400 times closer to the earth.
and transformed into countless swarms of nanotechnology
- It stopped? - It's coming back.
Guys, I gotta turn on the electronics.
- Where's daddy? - He was right behind me.
on the lunar surface lately.
Yourson.
our lunar reconnaissance probe picked up something strange.
Brian!
Hello?
I'm not cleared for this.
Mum, this is kc. Your son.
- Marcus! - Help me.
Look at these babies.
All flights to the west coast have been cancelled.
Three, two, one.
Jo, I need you to take over while I get the emp ready.
Call when you get close so I can get you clearance.
Liftoff. We have liftoff on Apollo 11.
Twenty-five kilometers.
It's, uh, trending on Twitter as of two minutes ago.
- Kc was right. - I was?
Well, that will change
It is "I bless the rains down in Africa."
Money's no object.
I'd like that.
Floor it before we get sucked up.
- Brian Harper? - Yeah.
Where's Tom?
So that's their grand plan, huh?
All social conflicts have been resolved.
She's never let me down before.
Copy that.
One madness coming up.
In a distant part of the galaxy.
That's a way to avoid rent.
This obviously isn't accounting for the moon's increased mass.
as the joint missions between NASA
So once we're all powered off,
Boy: Oh!
You okay?
There's gotta be another way.
We're prepared to pay whatever the bail is right now.
I'll need all records of stx-136a.
Let's go, you son of a bitch.
- Oh, shit. Oof! - Brian!
It's highly likely our moon was built by aliens.
have a propellant depot currently in orbit.
No, no.
I'm gonna get close, then release the rover.
That's why I'm going with you.
Yeah, we're not gonna make it in time.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
Well, you're somebody to me.
I gotta call you back.
That was when I first dreamed of being an astronaut.
Our teacher said you're a washed up no-show.
but you paid attention, right?
You're so smart.
No. No, no, no, Brian.
He's a good kid, just made a mistake.
I always have.
If the moon survives,
Didn't believe in you?
Daddy, it's not working anymore.
No, Sonny! It's too dangerous.
Let her concentrate or we're gonna end up on Neptune.
Oh, please tell me this is really happening.
Mr. Harper.
Show the director our new simulations.
We're gonna need another car but I think I know where to get one.
No. Marcus...
Oh, no.
Yeah. They're here. Where are you?
Thanks for getting me out of jail.
The entire world is holding its collective breath
Their future seemed limitless.
What the hell are you?
Your face was priceless.
Get in line, you work for me.
Twelve, 11, 10, nine...
You have my deepest thanks
What? No, they're not.
Congrats, it's yours.
You told me to make them listen, and they did.
Jimmy! Hang on!
I've already talked to my contacts in Europe.
I'm staying behind in the rover with the bomb.
Folks, if you aren't already on high ground,
What the hell are you doing? Put that gun down.
how am I supposed to...
But now, I need you to be brave.
Your honor, excuse the actions of my client's father.
All nuclear silos are online, sir.
L.A. palm hotel. Today. 1800. Free bagels.
- Esteban? - Si?
"Astronaut day." This is today.
The only shot we had to stop it
And thank you for loading all this oxygen for us.
At least somebody's on the same page as us.
And it was my fault.
It's still going up.
Up here is where he belongs, though.
I'm s orry 7
Brian, we're down an engine.
This is what I've been trying to tell you.
to discuss the moon being out of orbit.
We know the moon's surface gravity is 1.62 meters squared.
Are we dead?
Brian!
We got another problem.
Look at the data.
Fuzz, you're a damn genius!
the day before I left on my last mission.
Do you have any idea how a courtroom operates?
Atmospheric dissipation imminent. I repeat, warning.
- I'm gonna get the lander ready. - Okay.
Did he say "gravity wave"?
Where's Brian?
I wish I could,
and we're the only ones who can solve it.
I'm not going anywhere without him.
WoYou did well.
Hey, buddy, it's your dad.
to rebuild something like this.
but I'm not setting off any bomb.
Six, five, four,
Whoa.