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Holy shit.
Guys!
The moon's orbit has shifted.
This is my call, not yours.
What about the radioactive fallout?
Altitude now, 33,500 feet.
Twenty-four kilometers.
I'm dead serious.
But don't even get me started on eclipses.
Please, let me put together a plan.
If you launch nukes,
Wait!
Because they're all in museums.
You can't put him in jail for a week. Please, I'm begging you.
Current momentum... gravity...
Copy, we see it.
Oxygen's running out.
We can potentially get a stc-62 en route by tomorrow.
A few hours, huh?
Yeah?
May I have everyone's attention.
Just so I'm clear, you're gonna take a bomb into space.
It's taking the bait.
It was me who was assigned to keep it under wraps.
- But, daddy... - Just keep walking.
Anyone that can help us is already here.
that I can use as collateral till I get money, whatever you need.
Jimmy, come on. We gotta go now.
All the memories of my son are happy.
- Mm. - I get motion sickness, too.
along with the thanks of the entire country.
It's trying to eat the lander!
Welcome to the club.
Jimmy!
Air is gonna be sucked away, dummy.
You just make sure your trigger-happy buddies
that a natural satellite cannot be a hollow object.
Whoa!
as soon as the shuttle launches.
I'm an astronaut, not a soldier.
Holdenfield?
We have to pull up our launch window.
Take good care of him.
What's with all the pill popping? You're really sweating over there.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me. No.
As you know, I was unconscious, but...
Okay, well, let's find an empty room.
You read my blog?
I'll get you where you need to go,
I've got one kinda like it.
I lost two of their mops.
All the courts were closed.
And, um...
Turn on apu one, two and three.
He, uh...
In other news, prominent scientists
I sold these guys a couple cars.
Can a solar flare cause the kind of disturbance you witnessed
Sit down.
Extra back scratches later.
When Brian had to open his big mouth, he had a little speech.
I'm just curious, you still screwing over your friends?
Wait, so... So the aliens that built the moon...
but you listened to me
said to be powered by captured stars.
Oh, damn it, Gary. Not now.
You and kc take the lander and get out of here.
Left, right, left.
"One small step for man,
the moon's gravity will be over 80% of the earth's pull.
the impact made the moon ring like a bell.
Okay, well, how do we do that?
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Kc, I need you to go back there,
We're on our way to you.
You waiting for something?
the global fallout is gonna kill everybody.
will rain down on us.
Are you a college boy?
I'm gonna get you home.
Damn it.
so you must know that
keep their hands off the nukes.
- I'm right behind you. - Left, right, left.
We should get started.
Zulu X-ray seven was a prototype emp device.
when no one else would.
Please, put Jimmy on.
because they found something on that day.
they expanded from their home planet, into habitats they built in space.
Our iander's busted.
Okay, well, it's clear that this thing inside the moon
Ever heard of a Dyson sphere?
but you need to be familiar with the process should complications arise.
Okay, hang on.
The only problem is, is it recognizes our technology.
Kc, hang on!
But this is urgent.
Like your son?
searching for one of these orbiting megastructures.
We'll accompany you on the mission and activate the device,
If you're looking for the deal of your life,
and use it as bait to lure this thing out of its hole.
The numbers are solid.
Jack, when are you coming home for supper?
Guys!
My dad's still up there with Fowler.
Anyone ever tell you guys you bicker like an old married couple?
Well, I should know, because I karaoke'd it at my wedding.
The national guard struggles to restore some kind of order.
Okay, now the backpack. Throw it to him.
At least 20 kilometers.
I was in the zone. Tearing it up on the dance floor.
Is that a tracking device?
How are we gonna get into the bunker?
so we're gonna have to set it off ourselves,