HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
How did you know I was here?
Hang on!
She stayed behind to help.
Yeah, but...
Yes! Yes!
Looks like we got some new wheels, too.
sit out on the dock and just watch the stars for hours.
come to Tom Lopez Lexus,
- far away from us. - Guys!
He's right there. He's right there.
Hey, mum. Rosmarinus officinalis.
Open the goddamn door. You're three months late!
We have some new high-res scans that just came in.
They were just his buddy's. They were on their way
So this must be wrong.
It took out the moon's defense system.
What's atmospheric dissipation?
Threw him out with the trash.
Bri, we're going too slow.
Sorry.
Sonny.
- Will they reopen Monday? - Not likely.
Oh, so you believe me now?
Attention,
Uh, Houston,
Take care of Jimmy for me, please.
could have caused that kind of disturbance, correct?
I accidentally threw away some very important papers.
Today, a d. C. Court of appeals handed down the final judgement on ex-astronaut
Lunar orbit insertion complete.
Civilization has already taken a serious nosedive.
Get back in the car.
I love you.
Come on, guys.
You know all of our shuttles are in museums.
then switch the electronics back on
in an electronic environment.
jk;l;
Who said anything about nukes?
we'll use our thrusters to position ourselves
Chopper's ready. Come on. Let's go.
I can't reach my son.
Wait. You can't... don't listen to him.
I would like to thank you for spending your honeymoon in space with us.
You said so yourself, using a modern spacecraft is not feasible.
Hang on!
If I'm not, make sure Jimmy does his homework,
They're turning.
She's complaining to someone.
It rang for hours. And do you know why?
It's headed our way.
Well, he just got scared. That's why he took off.
You did all this for us?
could ever do
at 17,000 kilometers.
Radio dj: Well, we're about to end our final broadcast here on radio ksoq.
What do you mean it's not you?
Yeah.
Mum? Let me speak to the nurse.
Mum, you're never gonna believe where I'm going.
Well, the kids are okay. And earth,
Please take care of my mum.
Don't make me ask twice!
It's my parents' names.
And guys, we have another problem.
Well, then get on the horn and find somebody who can help us.
Here.
We have to draw it out to destroy it.
We have approval from the president to begin the countdown.
One of us has to stay in there, or it won't work.
There it is.
so the moon will return to its orbit.
Okay, looks like some idiot tried to outrun the cops.
- There will be radiation. - Wait, what do you mean?
We have to get inside and make first contact.
All right. Turn around.
Maybe less than that.
- That should be enough. - Okay.
Biggest? Probably.
And, you know, the worst part
We don't have a way into space so this is a moot point.
So you're just gonna quit?
Hey, when was the last time
Oh, wait, Brian's trying to help Sonny? Since when?
Got it.
Yeah, we do.
Sonny. Oh, my god, son.
Nice move, by the way. Sonny's now a flight risk.
- Shoot back. - With what?
No, you open this door. Open the door!
No. I broke into uc irvine multiple times.
No, no. I'll go look for him.
which served them in all of their daily lives.
For many generations they built planetary structures
For budgetary reasons.
Doug, what the hell are you doing?
In the meantime, everyone keep your mouths shut.
Ready for what?
Your dad's got a lot going on right now.
Unfortunately, that makes you an adult in the eyes of the law.
Are you sending more rockets to the moon?
My guys will stay back and handle the launch.
Left, right...
Hello. I'm Brian Harper. I'm supposed to be speaking here today.
when you tell them that the moon is out of orbit.
was caused by a mysterious technological space anomaly.
This must be how the moon stabilizes itself.
Thanks for believing my crazy stories.