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I'M RIGHT, LORELAI.

AND IT WAS...UNEXPECTED.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WE NEED?

I WASN'T PLANNING ON IT,

COULD YOU FIND A QUIETER PLACE?

so, you know, you could call if you want,

THIS ISN'T YOUR PHONE.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IMPULSIVE WITH ME?

ALL OF WHICH WE DO NOT OFFER.

I'LL GO. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

THIS DISPLAY TONIGHT DEMONSTRATES CLEARLY

WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT, YOU WEREN'T HERE ANYMORE.

HEY, HEY, HOLD ON A SEC.

* SOMETHING FAR-OFF IS PULLING ME *

ABOUT 10 MINUTES

YEAH, YOU DO. OKAY, SO, UM...

TO STARE AT EACH OTHER FOR 48 HOURS.

I AM DEFINITELY NOT THE WOMAN YOU MARRIED.

WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?

YOU DO REALIZE YOU JUST LEAPT OUT OF A MOVING VEHICLE.

CALL ME BELINDA, 'CAUSE MY LIPS ARE SEALED.

THEN, I UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING PEOPLE'S PHONES?

HEY, YOU DON'T SEEM HAPPY.

AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS PURE ROCK 'N' ROLL.

GOOD. SO, THEN, I GUESS WE'LL DISCUSS THIS LATER.

LUKE -- HE ASKED ME NOT TO SAY ANYTHING.

YOU TWO ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER.

and I, unfortunately, answered the phone,

YOU CAN'T EAT STANDING UP LIKE THAT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? OF WHAT?

IT JUST SEEMED LIKE A THING YOU AND DAD WERE GOING THROUGH.

SO JUST TELL ME HOW TO DO IT AGAIN.

AS HE HEADED TOWARD THE MINIATURE GOAT PEN,

THERE WAS NO SEX.

I SLEPT WITH DEAN IN MY ROOM LAST NIGHT, IN MY BED.

LOOK, MAN, I ONLY HAVE THE BABYSITTER TILL 6:00,

I MEAN, SHE DIDN'T CATCH US.

HAPPY BUT NOT CHATTY?

WELL, WE AREN'T.

KIRK TOLD ME. KIRK TOLD YOU?

THEN YOU'RE NOT SEPARATED. OF COURSE WE ARE.

YOU ANSWERED MY PHONE?

IF ONLY I COULD READ MINDS. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

INCLUDING SEAWEED WRAPS, FACIAL PEELS,

AND YOU PUT THE OVEN ON 450 FOR 20 MINUTES

WITH SOMEONE WHO'S GOOD AND REALLY LOVES ME?

YEAH. IT WAS --

DON'T FOLLOW ME, RICHARD.

UH, MICHEL, HI.

WELL, AREN'T YOU GLAD THAT IT HAPPENED

THAT IS JUST WONDERFUL!

YOU DID IT AT MISS PATTY'S?

I'M COMPLETELY FREAKED OUT

I KNOW YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT THAT.

SHE'S NOT HERE, IS SHE? NO.

I WANT TO GO SO I CAN GET AWAY FROM YOU.

I NEED -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I NEED TO DO.

Lorelai, relax.

AT LEAST ONCE IN HER LIFE,

WE APOLOGIZE. WE'RE GOING INSIDE RIGHT NOW.

OH, WELL, DEAN LOVES YOU. I KNOW.

* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO

MY MOM BROUGHT BY BROWNIES.

SO, YOU ARE RIGHT, RICHARD.

WELL, YES, I KNOW, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE YOU LEFT.

LIZ IS ALL PANICKED THAT IF THEY DON'T FINISH OUT THE SEASON,

Zach: LANE! I'M BUSY!

AND YOU BROUGHT US HERE

I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT SOMEDAY,