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* I'M SORRY TO LOSE YOU, SORRY TO KEEP YOU *
What happened to the phone Nicole gave you?
HE SHOULD KNOW. I HOPE HE KNOWS.
THREW ONE OF YOUR BLANKETS OVER HIM,
I'll be back in about a week.
WE WOULDN'T MISS IT.
NO. HAND IT OVER. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
AND -- AND -- AND CAN LOOK AT HER OWN BUTT.
YOU'RE WITH LUKE!
THOUGH I FELT MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU FIGURE OUT
I JUST WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU. THAT'S ALL.
OH, HI.
NO, NOTHING SPECIAL.
CAN I HAVE YOUR SECURITY PASSWORD, PLEASE?
I'M SORRY, OKAY?
MY, WHAT A LOVELY GREETING.
SO, ARE LIZ AND T.J. OKAY?
WHAT?
AND YOU NEED YOUR I.D.
AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
AND TO SEE THE PLACE
NO.
So I'm going out of town, and I'll call you later.
BUT EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
GO JOIN "THE POLYPHONIC SPREE," YOU FRUITCAKE.
IT'LL BE JUST LIKE "GIGI."
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
WHICH I WON'T.
Use your cellphone. UH, I DON'T HAVE A CELLPHONE.
I just wanted to tell you I got a cellphone before I left,
YEAH.
IT RANG A LITTLE EARLIER, ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO.
YOU LIKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER, REMEMBER?
OH, POOR THING!
SHE WOULD BE SO PROUD.
I'M GOOD.
MY MOM CAUGHT US. OH, MY GOD.
AND TELL HIM TO BUMP ANOTHER BAPTIST.
Jackson: HEY, LOOK WHO CAME TO VISIT.
HIS MOTHER MAKES IT EVERY TIME WE GO OVER THERE.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE EVEN BACK TOGETHER.
I AM GOING TO EUROPE, RICHARD.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY SOMETHING ELSE --
THERE WAS A MOMENT.
I TRIED TO ASK NOW.
AND TALK ABOUT THIS?
AND ONLY ON SMOOTH-SURFACE FLOORS.
DON'T YOU DARE.
YOU AND DEAN. NO, ME AND MY MOM.
[ LIGHT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
WE WILL REPLACE YOUR SHOES, I PROMISE YOU.
YOU SAID IT INCLUDED A LUNCH WITH YOU AND RORY.
IS IT GONNA BE IVY LEAGUE,
AND HE THINKS MAYBE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT NUMBER,
Me again, the idiot that leaves you three rambling messages
JUST IN CASE ONE OF THEM WASN'T WORKING.
I'M STILL STANDING HERE.
OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES. NOT THAT AGAIN.
I'M JUST SAYING, AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, WHO CLEANS THEM?
WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING UP?
VERY SORRY ABOUT THIS, TAYLOR.
DAMN IT.
A HA.
YES, THEY WILL.
PEOPLE WILL EXPECT ME TO BE HERE FOR BREAKFAST.
THEN I GUESS THERE'S GOT TO BE A SECOND GO-ROUND.