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IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BOARDING PASS, YOU CAN'T GO FARTHER --

LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO?

DOWN THE STAIRS, PAST LUKE AND LORELAI KISSING,

YEAH, I WAS JUST LEAVING YOU A NOTE.

SO, YOU HAVEN'T READ "PAGE SIX"?

WE HAVE AN ADVENTURE TO EMBARK ON.

I HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT.

SORRY I BIT YOU.

* I WILL FOLLOW

BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK, THEN FINE.

I MEAN, HE'S MARRIED,

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

I THINK I'M DATING LUKE. I'M NOT SURE!

WHY ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT THAT?

GIRLS, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY THAT MAY SHOCK YOU,

IF YOU NEED TO SEARCH ME, THAT'S JUST FINE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AND"? THAT'S NOT ENOUGH?

WELL, MY PLEASURE.

IF WE'RE GOING BY THE DONUT DEMAND, I THINK HE'S IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE.

* IF I COULD WRITE, I'D SET ALL THE WORDS FREE *

NOW THERE'S A REPORT,

I THOUGHT WE COULD TALK AS FRIENDS, BUT HEY, FORGET IT.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. I'LL PICK SOMETHING ELSE.

I'M DOING IT. I'M CLIMBING OUT THE WINDOW.

I WILL. I WILL CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW.

COMING, GRANDMA.

I JUST REALIZED THAT, UH, WHEN I GOT BACK LAST NIGHT,

OH, NO, DID YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE?

I LEAVE IT IN YOUR HALLWAY,

SO, WOW, YOU'RE REALLY SEPARATED?

DID YOU PUT IN THE MEAT THERMOMETER?

YOUR SHORTER HAIR.

I'LL TRY. I DON'T KNOW.

OKAY, AND I STAND BY IT,

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME NAGGING YOU TO TALK ANYMORE.

SO, WE HAD A FIGHT.

RORY, HURRY UP.

OH, AND I FOUND YOUR PHONE.

COME ON, GIRLS, HURRY UP.

* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *

HE ADJUSTED YOUR SEAT ALSO.

THAT MAKES REALLY GOOD BUSINESS SENSE.

I'M SORRY, WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GO THROUGH THIS PHASE

WELL, THEN? WHAT DO YOU SAY?

10 MINUTES. WHY?

[ INDISTINCT TALKING OVER RADIO ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DIDN'T TELL ME.

I'M JUST PICTURING IT IN MY HEAD, AND -- OH, MY GOD!

THAT YOU'D SEE IT,

OR PERHAPS PENNILYN LOTT COULD COME BY

YOU WILL NOT CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW.