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I WAS GOING TO BE PRACTICAL, AND I WAS GOING TO BE ADULT,

LET'S JUST TALK.

OR THAT SHE ALREADY KNEW SOMEHOW,

I MEAN, REMEMBER -- WE LOVED PARIS.

'CAUSE I WAS THINKING OF COOKING OR SOMETHING.

DID YOU GUYS HAVE A FIGHT, OR IS IT SOMETHING ELSE?

BECAUSE I AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

I'M GOING TO GET UP AT 10:00,

so anyhow, they can't run the Renaissance Fair booth

NEITHER OF US HAS KIDS.

RORY, WE WERE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.

HEY! IT'S A PARTY.

SO, WHAT IS THIS, A HENRY JAMES NOVEL?

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE AT ALL.

IT WOULD HAVE HAD SOME SERIOUSLY IMPRESSIVE CONSEQUENCES.

HE FINALLY MANAGED TO BUMP SOMEONE FROM A CHURCH GROUP,

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE A HALF AN HOUR AGO.

THIS SHOE WAS PRACTICALLY BRAND-NEW, WORN TWICE,

YOU DIDN'T? WELL, NO, BUT --

I THINK I'M REALLY RELIEVED YOU FEEL THAT WAY.

EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY.

I WAS GOING TO GET EVERYTHING STRAIGHTENED OUT.

HE JUST CAME TO SAY HI TO EVERYBODY

AND A REPORT MEANS WE'LL BE IN THE POLICE BLOTTER.

YES, THAT IS A RELIEF.

IF YOU DON'T COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW,

They're up in Maine, and they got into a little accident --

OKAY, WELL, UM --

THIS IS FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

MY MOTHER SAYS IT GIVES YOU CANCER.

NO, MOM, THAT'S PLENTY. IT'S JUST, WE ALREADY KNEW.

YOU HAVE TRASHY-MAGAZINE MONEY?

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

ARE YOU HAVING AN ANEURYSM OR SOMETHING?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

SO ALL THOSE "TROJAN MAN" JOKES ALL THESE YEARS

GET THEM AND TAKE THEM HOME.

LORELAI, SAY YOUR GOODBYES HERE.

IT'S PRETTY EASY TO DUPLICATE.

TAYLOR, WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR SHOE IN THE HALLWAY?

THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE END OF YOUR INPUT ON THIS.

I TOLD YOU SHE'D BE MAD.

WE WON'T TALK. GOOD.

SO IT SEEMS LIKE --

OH, NO! JASON! WHAT HAPPENED TO JASON?

GREAT. WE WON'T TALK.

NO, I'M SORRY, LUKE DIDN'T TELL ME.

DID I EVER TELL YOU I LIKE YOUR HAIR?

BUT MAYBE IN THE BACK OF MY MIND, I JUST THOUGHT --

I CAN'T BELIEVE KIRK SAW US. I THOUGHT HE WAS ASLEEP.

ALL RIGHT THEN. IT IS NOW 1:00.

YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP,

I'M GOING TO EUROPE BY MYSELF

HOWEVER, AS A GUY, I WAS TRYING NOT TO BE A PIG.

WAS HE FACED TO YOU?

* DON'T THINK I'M COMIN' BACK

IT'S LIKE HEROIN TO HER.

OH, YEAH, I PROPPED HIS HEAD UP.

UM, COULD YOU MAYBE NOT SAY ANYTHING