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I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE AT ALL.

NEITHER OF US HAS KIDS.

YOU HAVE TRASHY-MAGAZINE MONEY?

I TOLD YOU SHE'D BE MAD.

GREAT. WE WON'T TALK.

'CAUSE I WAS THINKING OF COOKING OR SOMETHING.

SO ALL THOSE "TROJAN MAN" JOKES ALL THESE YEARS

THIS SHOE WAS PRACTICALLY BRAND-NEW, WORN TWICE,

I'M GOING TO EUROPE BY MYSELF

NO, I'M SORRY, LUKE DIDN'T TELL ME.

HOWEVER, AS A GUY, I WAS TRYING NOT TO BE A PIG.

OH, YEAH, I PROPPED HIS HEAD UP.

BUT MAYBE IN THE BACK OF MY MIND, I JUST THOUGHT --

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE A HALF AN HOUR AGO.

NO, MOM, THAT'S PLENTY. IT'S JUST, WE ALREADY KNEW.

DID I EVER TELL YOU I LIKE YOUR HAIR?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

ARE YOU HAVING AN ANEURYSM OR SOMETHING?

I CAN'T BELIEVE KIRK SAW US. I THOUGHT HE WAS ASLEEP.

TAYLOR, WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR SHOE IN THE HALLWAY?

BECAUSE I AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

SO, WHAT IS THIS, A HENRY JAMES NOVEL?

LET'S JUST TALK.

EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY.

IF YOU DON'T COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW,

GET THEM AND TAKE THEM HOME.

I THINK I'M REALLY RELIEVED YOU FEEL THAT WAY.

OH, NO! JASON! WHAT HAPPENED TO JASON?

YES, THAT IS A RELIEF.

ALL RIGHT THEN. IT IS NOW 1:00.

RORY, WE WERE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.

I WAS GOING TO BE PRACTICAL, AND I WAS GOING TO BE ADULT,

IT'S LIKE HEROIN TO HER.

THIS IS FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

I WAS GOING TO GET EVERYTHING STRAIGHTENED OUT.

YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP,

HEY! IT'S A PARTY.

* DON'T THINK I'M COMIN' BACK

UM, COULD YOU MAYBE NOT SAY ANYTHING

OR THAT SHE ALREADY KNEW SOMEHOW,

WAS HE FACED TO YOU?

MY MOTHER SAYS IT GIVES YOU CANCER.

HE FINALLY MANAGED TO BUMP SOMEONE FROM A CHURCH GROUP,

OKAY, WELL, UM --

THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE END OF YOUR INPUT ON THIS.

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

IT'S PRETTY EASY TO DUPLICATE.

They're up in Maine, and they got into a little accident --

SO IT SEEMS LIKE --

I'M GOING TO GET UP AT 10:00,

LORELAI, SAY YOUR GOODBYES HERE.

DID YOU GUYS HAVE A FIGHT, OR IS IT SOMETHING ELSE?

AND A REPORT MEANS WE'LL BE IN THE POLICE BLOTTER.

YOU DIDN'T? WELL, NO, BUT --

WE WON'T TALK. GOOD.

IT WOULD HAVE HAD SOME SERIOUSLY IMPRESSIVE CONSEQUENCES.

so anyhow, they can't run the Renaissance Fair booth

I MEAN, REMEMBER -- WE LOVED PARIS.

HE JUST CAME TO SAY HI TO EVERYBODY