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HEY, LORELAI -- OH, NO PROBLEM, LUKE. BUTT RIGHT IN.

YOU LISTENED TO HER. YOU CONSULTED WITH HER.

ARE YOU COMFORTABLE? AM I KILLING YOUR ARM?

I PUT IN THREE MEAT THERMOMETERS

GET AWAY FROM ME!

WELL, I'M JUST NOT SO SURE SHE WANTS THIS OUT YET.

YOU HAVE TO HOLD YOUR OWN BOARDING PASS,

AND LOTS OF HOT TOWELS.

FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST ALREADY?

I CONVINCED HIM HE WAS DREAMING IT ALL,

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *

OOH, LUKE, THAT'S WONDERFUL!

[ SAMMY DAVIS, JR.'S "CANDY MAN" PLAYS ]

SHE GOT IT BACK IN THE DIVORCE.

IN FACT, I'M REALLY BUSY,

FOR A LITTLE WHILE?

I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE THE KIND OF GIRL

LET HER TELL YOU IF SHE WANTS TO, OKAY?

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

WELL, WE'RE KIND OF BUSY.

Uh, listen, I got a call from my sister and T.J.

THE DOOR IS STUCK! RICHARD!

Lindsay: I DID THAT.

WHAT DO YOU NEED YOUR EUROPEAN LUGGAGE FOR?

YOU'RE SEPARATED BY THE POOL.

AND THE OTHER HAS BEEN CHEWED.

AND HE KISSED ME,

MY DOGS AREN'T --

IS THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF A PERFECT MOMENT.

CAN I HELP YOU?

OF COURSE. Yes, it was.

BUT SHE ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT YOU GUYS. NO.

SAY GOODBYE TO DAISY MILLER.

YEAH, WELL, HERE'S 20 BUCKS. IT'S A LONG FLIGHT.

SORRY. THAT'S A BAD CHOICE OF WORDS.

BRIAN'S BEEN YAMMERING ON ABOUT GERMS AND SPORES

SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE US REMEMBER THIS.

WE NEED TO TAKE HIM UPSTAIRS.

So they asked me to come and help them out,

HOW DID I OVERLOOK THAT FACT?

OF COURSE, I KNOW IT'S VERY SHORT NOTICE,

I DON'T WANT TO FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED.

WHICH IS APPARENTLY THE PRIME SPOT,

TO TOUCH A MICROPHONE EVER AGAIN.

YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE IS WHAT YOU'RE MAKING.

so I'm on my way to Maine.

YEAH, THIS IS THE LIFE.

HOW TO HANDLE THIS AS YOUR FRIEND WHO YOU USUALLY TURN TO

UH, NO, NO, IT REALLY WAS A BIG DEAL.