Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *

YEAH, WELL, HERE'S 20 BUCKS. IT'S A LONG FLIGHT.

WELL, WE'RE KIND OF BUSY.

I DON'T WANT TO FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED.

OF COURSE. Yes, it was.

I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE THE KIND OF GIRL

I PUT IN THREE MEAT THERMOMETERS

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

TO TOUCH A MICROPHONE EVER AGAIN.

LET HER TELL YOU IF SHE WANTS TO, OKAY?

Uh, listen, I got a call from my sister and T.J.

WE NEED TO TAKE HIM UPSTAIRS.

AND THE OTHER HAS BEEN CHEWED.

OF COURSE, I KNOW IT'S VERY SHORT NOTICE,

THE DOOR IS STUCK! RICHARD!

Lindsay: I DID THAT.

[ SAMMY DAVIS, JR.'S "CANDY MAN" PLAYS ]

GET AWAY FROM ME!

YEAH, THIS IS THE LIFE.

SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE US REMEMBER THIS.

BRIAN'S BEEN YAMMERING ON ABOUT GERMS AND SPORES

YOU HAVE TO HOLD YOUR OWN BOARDING PASS,

so I'm on my way to Maine.

IS THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF A PERFECT MOMENT.

AND LOTS OF HOT TOWELS.

YOU LISTENED TO HER. YOU CONSULTED WITH HER.

HOW DID I OVERLOOK THAT FACT?

OOH, LUKE, THAT'S WONDERFUL!

FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST ALREADY?

SORRY. THAT'S A BAD CHOICE OF WORDS.

WELL, I'M JUST NOT SO SURE SHE WANTS THIS OUT YET.

AND HE KISSED ME,

IN FACT, I'M REALLY BUSY,

HOW TO HANDLE THIS AS YOUR FRIEND WHO YOU USUALLY TURN TO

BUT SHE ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT YOU GUYS. NO.

MY DOGS AREN'T --

ARE YOU COMFORTABLE? AM I KILLING YOUR ARM?

YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE IS WHAT YOU'RE MAKING.

WHAT DO YOU NEED YOUR EUROPEAN LUGGAGE FOR?

I CONVINCED HIM HE WAS DREAMING IT ALL,

So they asked me to come and help them out,

FOR A LITTLE WHILE?

YOU'RE SEPARATED BY THE POOL.

CAN I HELP YOU?

UH, NO, NO, IT REALLY WAS A BIG DEAL.

SAY GOODBYE TO DAISY MILLER.

HEY, LORELAI -- OH, NO PROBLEM, LUKE. BUTT RIGHT IN.

SHE GOT IT BACK IN THE DIVORCE.

WHICH IS APPARENTLY THE PRIME SPOT,