Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Twelve. Craps. A loser.
I'll tell you what there is.
Promise to love and honor Ellen...
- Sir, why don't you come on stage? - Oh, come on, Clark. It'll be fun.
Turmoil! And checks not involved!!
JAY, WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THIS MONEY BURIED IN THE GROUND?
Clark, it's not the way it looks. We were just having pasta.
Oh, my little baby boy!
[SNEEZING]
I didn't lose
Where's the nearest casino?
Its just a birthmark
...and turned a monkey loose.
Ellen, you know, I've always felt very blessed...
Yeah!
Yes. Griswold. Right this way, sir.
Buy a bullet and rent a gun?
Eddie...
Please wear this tonight. A friend.
What can I do with 5 white Sox fans?
...maybe throw a ten-spot down on a table...
The Little Mermaid, 101 Dalmatians, The Jungle Book, Bambi, Hercules, Old Yeller, Fun and Fancy Free,Melody Time,Peter Pan,
Then let's go get our kids.
You're very lucky. I've been to every Wayne show for the last 15 years.
Pohlads “what can I do with $5”
...if we meet in the bathroom.
[LAUGHING]
And he is a C+ student. Now, out of the pool! Let's go, young man!
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's from when I sold one of my kidneys.
What do you think of my spread, huh?
Changing $1600!
Welcome to the Mirage, Mr. Pappagiorgio. My name is Dean.
I didn't lose!
- Russ. - Yeah, Dad?
Changing 600!
- Seven. Winner! - Yeah!
...and my garden is spitting out 50-pound tomatoes.
My health...
I didn’t lose!
- Thank you. - Cash me in.
- Here, go ahead. - Go ahead and get us a table.
Seventy-four thousand, five hundred dollars
See, I told you. Clark!
Please, keep up with the tour.
Yea…
- Clark. - I don't know what I'll tell Ellen. I mean...
- Am I right? - Shut up, Russ.
...I'll can run upstairs and get the ID. I'll be right back. Okay?
Give me 20 bucks. War!
saas sprawl: I put my credit card # in, I get an app. I put my credit card # in, I get an app. I put my credit card # in, I get an app.
Me ...
Tim’s cousin
- What? - Shuffling.
[CLARK SINGING GOOD VIBRATIONS BY THE BEACH BOYS]
Hey, let the man roll the dice.
Good Luck Everybody
Dad, this is Larry, Kurt and Ira. They're professional entertainers.
- Can I play five dollars in coins, please? - What?
Could I see some ID, please?
Hey! Here come the kids.
And you guys are growing up so fast, I hardly recognize you anymore.
No problem.
- Another 100 in chips, please. MARTY: Changing 100.
Cleveland Browns Today
.
Oh, you must be lost. This is Mr. Pappagiorgio.
It’s Ken Carmen and Lima!!
- You're a lucky man. - Luckiest guy on earth.
Good luck, everybody.
I'm looking for an underage kid named Pappagiorgio. Seen him?
So you guys have been together longer than the real Beatles?
They grow up so fast, don't they?
If it ain't gluing your butt to the seat...
Don't worry about me. I got plenty I can do on my own in Las Vegas.
- Clark. - He cheated, Eddie.
- Fishing's been better, though. - Yeah.
Looks like my thumb, but it's not.
...then we'll go out back, i'll kick ya in the nuts, and we'll call it a day
Where else can you wear shorts 24 hours a day, huh?
Doesn’t that hurt?
You know, I happen to know a little magic.
It’s too cold here
CONGRATULATIONS NORDY 2021 IFL CHAMP / 21 CLUB
Ordean. So close.
- I've invited you. - You find the Clark Griswold I married...
Marvelous.
WHOA I AM ON FIRE !
...rolling the dice. Have fun, kids.
I'm sorry, sir, it's tails.
I WON THE MONEY!!!
...but if you need a night away from your cat, they're more than fine.
Oh, no.
Nick Pappagiorgio from Yuma? You like getting massaged?
Very special lady.
Oh, man. It is a blazer out there.
Clark...
I hope you enjoyed the company as much as the food.
Doesn’t that hurt?
Just gonna... I'm gonna help her get it out.
I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now, are there any dam questions? Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
Happy Anniversary Donna Lou
Well, we've been married 20 years.
Good Luck Everybody!
CLARK: Well, Eddie said there was enough room for a pool.
- Eddie? - Twenty-two. Player busts.
- May I ask you where you come from? - Me? Chicago, lllinois.