Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

CONGRATULATIONS NORDY 2021 IFL CHAMP / 21 CLUB

It’s Ken Carmen and Lima!!

- You're a lucky man. - Luckiest guy on earth.

Please, keep up with the tour.

Then let's go get our kids.

Where else can you wear shorts 24 hours a day, huh?

Happy Anniversary Donna Lou

You know, I happen to know a little magic.

Looks like my thumb, but it's not.

Pohlads “what can I do with $5”

- Sir, why don't you come on stage? - Oh, come on, Clark. It'll be fun.

Good Luck Everybody!

Good luck, everybody.

saas sprawl: I put my credit card # in, I get an app. I put my credit card # in, I get an app. I put my credit card # in, I get an app.

And he is a C+ student. Now, out of the pool! Let's go, young man!

Well, we've been married 20 years.

...maybe throw a ten-spot down on a table...

- I've invited you. - You find the Clark Griswold I married...

Yes. Griswold. Right this way, sir.

I'm looking for an underage kid named Pappagiorgio. Seen him?

Promise to love and honor Ellen...

...and turned a monkey loose.

If it ain't gluing your butt to the seat...

...rolling the dice. Have fun, kids.

Doesn’t that hurt?

Hey! Here come the kids.

You're very lucky. I've been to every Wayne show for the last 15 years.

Changing $1600!

Nick Pappagiorgio from Yuma? You like getting massaged?

JAY, WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THIS MONEY BURIED IN THE GROUND?

- Seven. Winner! - Yeah!

I hope you enjoyed the company as much as the food.

Very special lady.

CLARK: Well, Eddie said there was enough room for a pool.

Good Luck Everybody

Clark, it's not the way it looks. We were just having pasta.

- Am I right? - Shut up, Russ.

- Clark. - He cheated, Eddie.

WHOA I AM ON FIRE !

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's from when I sold one of my kidneys.

Ellen, you know, I've always felt very blessed...

The Little Mermaid, 101 Dalmatians, The Jungle Book, Bambi, Hercules, Old Yeller, Fun and Fancy Free,Melody Time,Peter Pan,

[CLARK SINGING GOOD VIBRATIONS BY THE BEACH BOYS]

Where's the nearest casino?

...I'll can run upstairs and get the ID. I'll be right back. Okay?

And you guys are growing up so fast, I hardly recognize you anymore.

Ordean. So close.

...but if you need a night away from your cat, they're more than fine.

- What? - Shuffling.

- Clark. - I don't know what I'll tell Ellen. I mean...

Give me 20 bucks. War!

Please wear this tonight. A friend.

Turmoil! And checks not involved!!

Twelve. Craps. A loser.

I WON THE MONEY!!!

...then we'll go out back, i'll kick ya in the nuts, and we'll call it a day

See, I told you. Clark!

- Fishing's been better, though. - Yeah.

I didn’t lose!

Don't worry about me. I got plenty I can do on my own in Las Vegas.

I'll tell you what there is.

Oh, my little baby boy!

Seventy-four thousand, five hundred dollars

Its just a birthmark

Buy a bullet and rent a gun?

- Another 100 in chips, please. MARTY: Changing 100.

It’s too cold here

I'm sorry, sir, it's tails.

...and my garden is spitting out 50-pound tomatoes.

What do you think of my spread, huh?

- Thank you. - Cash me in.

Oh, you must be lost. This is Mr. Pappagiorgio.

Oh, man. It is a blazer out there.

- Russ. - Yeah, Dad?

...if we meet in the bathroom.

Welcome to the Mirage, Mr. Pappagiorgio. My name is Dean.

Just gonna... I'm gonna help her get it out.

Cleveland Browns Today

- Here, go ahead. - Go ahead and get us a table.

What can I do with 5 white Sox fans?

Could I see some ID, please?

- Eddie? - Twenty-two. Player busts.

Doesn’t that hurt?

- Can I play five dollars in coins, please? - What?

I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now, are there any dam questions? Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?

Hey, let the man roll the dice.

Dad, this is Larry, Kurt and Ira. They're professional entertainers.

So you guys have been together longer than the real Beatles?

They grow up so fast, don't they?

- May I ask you where you come from? - Me? Chicago, lllinois.