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Hey, kids. Roundup time.
Have fun.
- Give me the keys, please. EDDIE: Five thousand dollars?
Well, we were very, very fortunate last night, Eddie...
...I might as well sell it while somebody still wanted to buy it.
- Hi, honey. - Oh, hi, honey.
All I know, Clark, is my teeth have never been whiter...
CLARK: Hit me.
But I was just dissatisfied with myself. All that's changed, thanks to Las Vegas.
I put a dollar in, I got a car
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...it's making you sweat like a farm animal.
Daddy wants a seven! Let's go, seven!
...to do something together as a family?
Vegas, Vegas, Vegas!
Oh, gee.
Well, let's go then. Thanks.
Eight is a winner. What?
It’s too col here
Let me get the babysitter.
Ellen Priscilla Ruth Smith Griswold...
We can get remarried. Right now.
What's this?
Oh, whatever.
Clark, I don't think that Las Vegas is the kind of place you take a family.
changing 500
- Nice to meet you, sir. - How do you do?
Because we're the Griswolds.
EDDIE: Let go of me. Let go of me!
I'm learning baccarat.
And when we get home, even though I've lost most of our money...
- Clark... - Listen, I know the routine.
Not within the city limits, Russ.
Oh, why don't you go sing something?
Eddie, thanks for buying me dinner.
Oh, I wouldn't do that here, Clark.
Bet with the player.
CLARK: Oh, come on.
Oh, Daddy. I don't know what I was thinking. Let's go home right now.
I won!
- How are you enjoying that massage? - I'm enjoying it, Jilly, I really am.
Want Some
- I think I'll just be over by the Saltines. - Oh, okay.
- Yo, 11, 7, any way! MAN 2: Come on!
You remember your cousin Vickie, don't you, Russ? She's a dancer now.
...and take his family on a fabulous vacation to say...
They don't have these games at the Mirage.
You'll see a bank of elevators. They aren't yours. Stay away from them.
Oh, my God.
...I don't know, 22, 23,000 dollars. Somewhere in there.
How?
[CHEERING]
I had a fantastic alone day, Clark.
Well, you have your health.
You may kiss the bride.
[COUGHING]
I never got married. I was scared.
As appealing as that sounds, Eddie, we should be going.
ELLEN: Are you watching for an address, Clark?
Excuse me! Excuse me!
He's good.
- Seven. A winner! - Yeah.
Vegas Vegas Vegas
I'm down
Larry can bend his leg up over his head without falling. Wanna see?
WOMAN: Ten.
Pohlads - what can I do with $5
Vickie, where's Audrey?
Oh, God! Oh, God!
- ... for as long as you both shall live? - I do.
You heard your father. Move it.
We only need one plate.
There.
Here. Eat these.
Oh, I see.
- Oh, my God. Clark! - Daddy!
Okay. I think I get it.
Ellen Griswold, do you promise to love and honor Clark...
Hot sandwiches. I'm not worthy of a hot sandwich.
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
I don't know what is wrong with me tonight.
Mr. Pappagiorgio?
Did you know there were 92 individual muscles in the human throat?
Good luck Everybody
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- How about Audrey? - Audrey who?
CLARK: Sorry, honey. I'll be right up. AUDREY: Daddy.
MARTY: Place your bet, sir. - Yes, the bet.
...a couple of trips to the ATM and the plane tickets I cashed in...
Oh, my God.
You know shark, I love winning tournaments
Yup
[LAUGHS]
Happy Birthday! See, what's funny is her name is ellen too
- Six bucks. - Oh, yeah. Yuban coffee.
...pay an extra dollar for a steak with his eggs...
How do we do it?
Anybody up for craps???
- It was a great idea. - Oh, yeah.
You know, K, I love women.
- Kid, you made me a lot of money. - Great roll.