Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and let it ride to the New World on a single tank of gas...

Some of this spaghetti Bolognese here.

ELLEN: Bye, Eddie. EDDIE: Bye.

- What? - Dad, what about my tuition?

- I just think there's... - This is gonna be such a great vacation.

MAN [ON RADIO]: 4:22 on a sunny Thursday afternoon here...

NOW, are there any dan questions?

Good luck, Jakey

It's the number one family destination in America.

No, I'm on vacation with my parents.

Taking the bait!! That didn’t take long

Come on. You love me, don't you?

And I think this one's gonna be a winner.

Welcome to the Mirage. Your credit card?

CLARK: Think we ought to be doing this before we get married?

CLARK: Oh, Keno. Oh, this is easy. I saw this on TV.

Yeah. Where can I get some damn bait?

MAN: Please, madame. Chin up.

Oh, yeah. Every time I belch the plate shifts and my legs give out.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Ow! Good night, honey.

Yeah, I got money buried all over this yard, Clark.

Barnenaked Ladies

Eddie, when you look at me, what do you see?

Dealer has rock. Pay paper.

What can I do with 1 game left? Gee, I don’t know.

You used to be something, and nobody can ever take that away from you.

Hey, who's it from, Mom?

This one here's my pride and joy.

...that was a gamble. Ben Franklin, Thomas Edison...

You know blackjack is the only game where a smart player...

RUSTY: Hey, is this for us?

If it isn’t glue in your butt to the truck seat, it’s making

- Pleased to meet you. - Into food preservatives? What a gas.

Happy Anniversary I love you, and he is to many more

WOMAN: Are you thinking of dancing, honey?

Clark, where did all this come from?

You gotta learn how to relax.

Nice to meet you.

...just to have someone sit with him and say a few nice words.

Shrimp, ladies.

- Kid looks like a shooter. - I'll go for this.

JILLY: Hey, I'll see you. Have a good time. - Alrighty.

I'll have some of the yellow, and don't get cheap on me.

ELLEN: Clark. A limo?

Not now, honey. They're teaching me baccarat.

...in Chicago, on K-LITE.

...they're mine.

Look at this one here.

Take another right and then wind around left.

Oh, okay. Let's see. House has 14, and house busts.

- You need help with the grill, Eddie? - No, thanks, Clark. Don't have one.

- Fifty on black, please. DEALER: No more bets.

When they ask for my medical history Me: Trying to sound like it is normal

Good luck everybody

Afraid to take the risk. Beautiful children.

Remember the time I had the, puffer fish

You know what's been driving me crazy? Those goddamn baccarat tables!

I won! I won da money!

A little harder on the shoulders.

Then she must be one hell of a sleepwalker.

- I'm in. - Here we go.

ELLEN: I hope you kids have learned something about the dangers of gambling.

You see, kids, when Columbus set sail on a little rickety boat...

Wish you and Catherine could come, but no room for the kids.

Clark, get our money back.

20 Dollar trick

We only need vape.

You know, honey?

Oh, yeah! That's a bigger fire than the red drink.

You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything. Ice cream, mashed potatoes...

- They're chocolate chip. - They're delicious.

I’ve lost $7.5 million in 15 minutes!!!

See how they like this.

- Ellen! - What was that?

Barenaked Ladies

I wanna play baccarat.

Madagascar (2005)

You feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?

Clark, this is all-you-can-eat.

I won, I win the league!!

Welcome, everyone.

Its just a birthmark

- Clark Griswold. - Clark Griswold.

Well, I think we know who sent the dress.

I mean, Ellen, you and I are always working.

CLARK: Is it safe to be digging like this?

I wish I could spend the rest of my life with you.

Happy Birthday!

- Where did you get that stuff? - At the men's store. Ask for Caesar.

My friend, $200 in chips, please?

Yes, indeedy. Clark W. Griswold. Four.

Come on, come on, come on! There's a lot to do.

Vegas. Vegas. Vegas

CATHERINE: Oh, Ellen. I missed you so much.

Then by the power vested in me by the state of Nevada...

CLARK: Excuse me a minute. - Five thousand dollars.

I hate to see you down like this.

I'd like to bet five dollars.