Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Clark, this is all-you-can-eat.

I wish I could spend the rest of my life with you.

Remember the time I had the, puffer fish

...that was a gamble. Ben Franklin, Thomas Edison...

...in Chicago, on K-LITE.

This one here's my pride and joy.

Some of this spaghetti Bolognese here.

Yeah. Where can I get some damn bait?

Barenaked Ladies

I'd like to bet five dollars.

I won, I win the league!!

- I just think there's... - This is gonna be such a great vacation.

Nice to meet you.

Taking the bait!! That didn’t take long

Come on, come on, come on! There's a lot to do.

Eddie, when you look at me, what do you see?

I mean, Ellen, you and I are always working.

If it isn’t glue in your butt to the truck seat, it’s making

Welcome, everyone.

CLARK: Oh, Keno. Oh, this is easy. I saw this on TV.

- They're chocolate chip. - They're delicious.

You gotta learn how to relax.

Dealer has rock. Pay paper.

Welcome to the Mirage. Your credit card?

...and let it ride to the New World on a single tank of gas...

Yeah, I got money buried all over this yard, Clark.

- What? - Dad, what about my tuition?

Hey, who's it from, Mom?

...they're mine.

Look at this one here.

- You need help with the grill, Eddie? - No, thanks, Clark. Don't have one.

MAN [ON RADIO]: 4:22 on a sunny Thursday afternoon here...

CLARK: Is it safe to be digging like this?

Take another right and then wind around left.

Clark, get our money back.

- Clark Griswold. - Clark Griswold.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

ELLEN: Clark. A limo?

I’ve lost $7.5 million in 15 minutes!!!

You used to be something, and nobody can ever take that away from you.

JILLY: Hey, I'll see you. Have a good time. - Alrighty.

It's the number one family destination in America.

Good luck everybody

A little harder on the shoulders.

When they ask for my medical history Me: Trying to sound like it is normal

- Fifty on black, please. DEALER: No more bets.

See how they like this.

Clark, where did all this come from?

Happy Anniversary I love you, and he is to many more

You know what's been driving me crazy? Those goddamn baccarat tables!

Not now, honey. They're teaching me baccarat.

We only need vape.

- Kid looks like a shooter. - I'll go for this.

Oh, okay. Let's see. House has 14, and house busts.

Well, I think we know who sent the dress.

NOW, are there any dan questions?

And I think this one's gonna be a winner.

I won! I won da money!

Yes, indeedy. Clark W. Griswold. Four.

Vegas. Vegas. Vegas

Wish you and Catherine could come, but no room for the kids.

Good luck, Jakey

Its just a birthmark

- I'm in. - Here we go.

ELLEN: I hope you kids have learned something about the dangers of gambling.

You see, kids, when Columbus set sail on a little rickety boat...

I hate to see you down like this.

CLARK: Think we ought to be doing this before we get married?

MAN: Please, madame. Chin up.

- Pleased to meet you. - Into food preservatives? What a gas.

You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything. Ice cream, mashed potatoes...

Happy Birthday!

Madagascar (2005)

You know blackjack is the only game where a smart player...

What can I do with 1 game left? Gee, I don’t know.

20 Dollar trick

- Ellen! - What was that?

Barnenaked Ladies

Oh, yeah. Every time I belch the plate shifts and my legs give out.

...just to have someone sit with him and say a few nice words.

You know, honey?

You feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?

Afraid to take the risk. Beautiful children.

I'll have some of the yellow, and don't get cheap on me.

I wanna play baccarat.

CATHERINE: Oh, Ellen. I missed you so much.

- Where did you get that stuff? - At the men's store. Ask for Caesar.

CLARK: Excuse me a minute. - Five thousand dollars.

Then she must be one hell of a sleepwalker.

Then by the power vested in me by the state of Nevada...

RUSTY: Hey, is this for us?

WOMAN: Are you thinking of dancing, honey?

My friend, $200 in chips, please?

ELLEN: Bye, Eddie. EDDIE: Bye.

Oh, yeah! That's a bigger fire than the red drink.

Shrimp, ladies.

Ow! Good night, honey.

No, I'm on vacation with my parents.

Come on. You love me, don't you?