Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Because I could just... - No, no.
Clark? There he is. Clark!
Audrey?
Don't shout, Daddy.
I didn’t lose!
Well, you can live with us right here in Vegas.
Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet...
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
.
If I win at something, I have nobody to share it with.
Listen, everybody. Who knows how many more chances we'll get...
I said BLACKJACK
Masters of the Impossible.
Who Knew My Nephew Had The Legs Of A Thoroughbred
Well, not in the Army, but I have played cards with men in uniform.
Without my family, there is no Clark Griswold.
They cheated Doug and Soup… I saw it
Put a card on file, I got a sub. Put a card on file, I got a sub.
You mean it?
...not have all your fun at just one table.
Hey! Jilly from Philly
Nineteen.
Okay, kids. Inspection in five minutes.
Oh, my God!
Now, are there any dam suggestions?
- I wanna show you something. - Is it my new car?
Oh, my Lord. Rusty!
Buy a bullet and rent a gun
I've been coming here for... I've never won once, and now I won.
Dan at the breakfast buffet
Show them that little move I taught you there, pork chop.
Hose down, now, kids. Chicken's almost ready.
Thank you.
Really, Sparky?
There's something I have to tell you.
- ... things could be a lot worse. - Yeah. You could be pregnant again.
CLARK: I just want some time with you.
You know, Clark, I love women.
- How's your chicken? Mine's dry as hell. - Mine's dry as hell too.
It's Audrey's birthday.
He's gone. There was nothing you could do.
This should be sweet.
Eddie, this place is great.
Oh, thanks. Yeah, listen...
Doesn’t that hurt?
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
Las Vegas Fun Police. Hand over your chips.
I won the SD-1
Be back at 5.
It’s Theresa birthday
Yeah. ID? Sure.
Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Russ.
CHAUFFEUR: I'm sorry, sir. Come. Please. Come this way. Please.
I didn’t Lose!
Are you?
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You'll find your room.
How?
Chips. Changing 500
Fine. You want five bucks? Here. Here, big man.
GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY!
We have been married.for 20 years!
Bish, honey, let me tell you something I learned ..
But, man, what a view.
I didn’t lose I didn’t lose!
Oh, I had that last time I was here.
I'm going to college in the fall, but I'm doing volunteer work this summer.
I'm sure you'll be happy with Wayne Newton.
I’m making pasta
SIEGFRIED: Now, let's do some real magic.
Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you.
Now you.
Vikings, you are freaking dead
Let me get the babysitter
No...
That's not exactly what I had in mind.
I could use a best man.
[BURPS]
Great.
Oh.
Try me.
Nice of you. Good luck.
Wood Fire Griil & Buffet Parkway Youth Leader Dinner
I'll tell you what you see:
Helicopter rides to the Grand Canyon. See it as God does.
- Daddy! - Oh, my God!
Changing $350!
Mr. Shirley thinks a guy like Clark Griswold deserves a few days off.
And get inside and work on your typing.
Coin toss. Eddie, these are my games.
I need to go someplace where a man can think.
...I put in a dollar, I get a car!... ...I put in a dollar, I get a car!...
Help. Daddy, I'm stuck.
This is steep.
This bread pudding is extra-runny tonight.
Twenty-two thousand, six hundred dollars.
You're really a magical group of people.
They're not bad.
...and tell him I'm at the Mirage.
Yeah.
Clark, this is a family vacation. Could you try to stay with the family?
I'll have some of the um... Some of the yellow
MAN: I won. I won. I won.
Why don't you give me half your Bitcoin…
Good luck everybody
- A better time to... - This is gonna be our best one.
[CLARK SCREAMING]
You know that crap ID you sold me? I want my 10 bucks back.
I hear that.
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