Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, thanks. Yeah, listen...
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Are you?
They're not bad.
Oh, my God!
Well, not in the Army, but I have played cards with men in uniform.
I'm going to college in the fall, but I'm doing volunteer work this summer.
Great.
Helicopter rides to the Grand Canyon. See it as God does.
Who Knew My Nephew Had The Legs Of A Thoroughbred
...not have all your fun at just one table.
I need to go someplace where a man can think.
MAN: I won. I won. I won.
And get inside and work on your typing.
SIEGFRIED: Now, let's do some real magic.
I didn’t Lose!
CHAUFFEUR: I'm sorry, sir. Come. Please. Come this way. Please.
Wood Fire Griil & Buffet Parkway Youth Leader Dinner
- Because I could just... - No, no.
- How's your chicken? Mine's dry as hell. - Mine's dry as hell too.
Changing $350!
Bish, honey, let me tell you something I learned ..
Coin toss. Eddie, these are my games.
Vikings, you are freaking dead
Duh ur do try Ugh f guy G
Buy a bullet and rent a gun
Help. Daddy, I'm stuck.
Clark? There he is. Clark!
I didn’t lose I didn’t lose!
I've been coming here for... I've never won once, and now I won.
.
But, man, what a view.
I said BLACKJACK
Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you.
Oh, I had that last time I was here.
Clark, this is a family vacation. Could you try to stay with the family?
Doesn’t that hurt?
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
Yeah. ID? Sure.
Try me.
This bread pudding is extra-runny tonight.
Show them that little move I taught you there, pork chop.
I hear that.
I didn’t lose!
It’s Theresa birthday
Masters of the Impossible.
I could use a best man.
CLARK: I just want some time with you.
Oh, my Lord. Rusty!
Twenty-two thousand, six hundred dollars.
Put a card on file, I got a sub. Put a card on file, I got a sub.
- ... things could be a lot worse. - Yeah. You could be pregnant again.
You mean it?
[BURPS]
We have been married.for 20 years!
You know, Clark, I love women.
Chips. Changing 500
Fine. You want five bucks? Here. Here, big man.
- Daddy! - Oh, my God!
I'll tell you what you see:
- I wanna show you something. - Is it my new car?
You're really a magical group of people.
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
Audrey?
They cheated Doug and Soup… I saw it
Now you.
Hose down, now, kids. Chicken's almost ready.
Okay, kids. Inspection in five minutes.
You know that crap ID you sold me? I want my 10 bucks back.
Thank you.
Without my family, there is no Clark Griswold.
Las Vegas Fun Police. Hand over your chips.
I won the SD-1
Dan at the breakfast buffet
Listen, everybody. Who knows how many more chances we'll get...
It's Audrey's birthday.
[CLARK SCREAMING]
Well, you can live with us right here in Vegas.
This is steep.
Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet...
Nice of you. Good luck.
That's not exactly what I had in mind.
Really, Sparky?
This should be sweet.
...and tell him I'm at the Mirage.
Be back at 5.
Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Russ.
Oh.
Eddie, this place is great.
Hey! Jilly from Philly
Don't shout, Daddy.
Now, are there any dam suggestions?
You'll find your room.
I'm sure you'll be happy with Wayne Newton.
Nineteen.
There's something I have to tell you.
Good luck everybody
How?
GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY!
I’m making pasta
I'll have some of the um... Some of the yellow
Why don't you give me half your Bitcoin…
He's gone. There was nothing you could do.
If I win at something, I have nobody to share it with.
- A better time to... - This is gonna be our best one.
No...
Yeah.
Let me get the babysitter
...I put in a dollar, I get a car!... ...I put in a dollar, I get a car!...
Mr. Shirley thinks a guy like Clark Griswold deserves a few days off.