Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Changing $145,000

Eddie, what am I doing?

You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like Mother Nature intended.

I tell him he's gonna pierce himself shut...

You're bad luck?

Drive carefully!

And that's not all.

I Didn’t Lose

- Our prime years are few and fast. - Woulda, coulda, shoulda.

- If those guys weren't bust-outs... ELLEN: Isn't it lovely?

Did you come to Las Vegas to be a showgirl?

Smartest thing I ever did Clark

And in the evening you can sit outside...

You know shark, I love winning tournaments..

Well, okay. Okay. Look. Look, let me just tip the piano player.

- We'll never even know his name. - He was Mr. Ellis.

I DIDN’T LOSE!

It's a lock of my hair.

...and the only time we've spent together is on your way to the casino.

- Only if you're staying at the hotel, sir. - Indeed I am.

It is our 19th anniversary!

Who wants it now? Who wants it?

Way to go, kid.

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- Dad. - What do you say? Let's do it.

Just don't want you to lose all your money. That's all.

It's been such a long day.

Here's an idea:

I’ll have some of the uh… some of the yella

...the Jackpot Burger...

Love to. But we have a lot of plans, don't we?

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I didn’t lose

Ten of them. I need the 10.

- Fake Drivers Ed Certificates! - How'd you know?

...but what can you do?

It's Dean Martin's recipe.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

DEALER: Another 21! EDDIE: Yeah, Clark, you nailed her there.

democrat voters!

Oh, that's so wonderful.

[MOUTHING WORDS] Wayne Newton.

Hey, everybody!

JILLY: I love you, kid!

They always put the machines that pay off the most right in front.

Yeah. I'm gonna take you up on that.

Wow, it's beautiful.

Oh, don't worry, Audrey. It won't leave a permanent line.

I put a dollar in, I got a car.I put a dollar in, I got a car.

- Right here on the strip? - Smile, kid. You're in Vegas.

Mr. Pappagiorgio. Yeah, Lanai 6.

- It's been wonderful. - Ellen, wait.

Did I catch you at a bad time?

MAN [ON TV]: At Hoover Dam today...

Those four cars over there...

- Sir, do you know this person? - No, no. Hi. Clark W. Griswold.

We'll get your money back.

It hit When the tax check drop

Now, in order to get to your rooms, go this way through the casino.

Are you okay? You look all red.

I ant seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey lose

We could turn the den into a guest room. But I don't know about your horses.

I do, but here?

- Being on the road is just... - You've been everywhere.

What did he say?

Fresh broccoli.

Show them that little move I taught you there, Bobcat!

I guess if your body's covered in third-degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy

Let me get the babysitter

If you have nothing to do later, please come back.

Honey, will you check the map again?

His name is not Pappagiorgio. His name is Eric Flanigan...

You're Nick Pappagiorgio.

We didn’t lose!

DEALER: Place your bets. Lucky roller coming out.

VEGAS. VEGAS. VEGAS.

I'm here to help.

Investments 101

I said, blackjack!

- By who? - By who? By me.

Good luck, Mitt.

Have anybody in mind for a bridesmaid?

Now are the any DAM questions?

Bet with the bank. Bet with the player.

It's the number one family destination in America.

CATHERINE: Eddie.

ELLEN: Foot. Foot. Foot.

Rusty's never had this reaction to poultry before.

If you get to the pool, you've gone too far. Back up.

[RUSTY SPITTING AND COUGHING]

Dad at Niagra Falls Any Trout?

Clark pretty much likes the garage for the car and the lawnmowers.

I ain't seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose

...fantastic Las Vegas.

Let's see if I still got it.

I don't care if I ever get my money back.

I was just dissatisfied with myself All that's changed, thanks to Las Vegas

[SINGING] A boy on the town When he's in love