Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Drive carefully!

...but what can you do?

I was just dissatisfied with myself All that's changed, thanks to Las Vegas

- If those guys weren't bust-outs... ELLEN: Isn't it lovely?

[MOUTHING WORDS] Wayne Newton.

Ten of them. I need the 10.

Are you okay? You look all red.

Those four cars over there...

Who wants it now? Who wants it?

I’ll have some of the uh… some of the yella

I didn’t lose

- Our prime years are few and fast. - Woulda, coulda, shoulda.

Yeah. I'm gonna take you up on that.

Oh, don't worry, Audrey. It won't leave a permanent line.

I guess if your body's covered in third-degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy

Eddie, what am I doing?

We didn’t lose!

Now, in order to get to your rooms, go this way through the casino.

And that's not all.

...and the only time we've spent together is on your way to the casino.

democrat voters!

ELLEN: Foot. Foot. Foot.

Here's an idea:

Did I catch you at a bad time?

We'll get your money back.

- Right here on the strip? - Smile, kid. You're in Vegas.

I said, blackjack!

Now are the any DAM questions?

You're bad luck?

I ant seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey lose

Show them that little move I taught you there, Bobcat!

Wow, it's beautiful.

- It's been wonderful. - Ellen, wait.

I put a dollar in, I got a car.I put a dollar in, I got a car.

If you have nothing to do later, please come back.

I tell him he's gonna pierce himself shut...

DEALER: Another 21! EDDIE: Yeah, Clark, you nailed her there.

Rusty's never had this reaction to poultry before.

Investments 101

I do, but here?

Have anybody in mind for a bridesmaid?

- We'll never even know his name. - He was Mr. Ellis.

Bet with the bank. Bet with the player.

Let me get the babysitter

Smartest thing I ever did Clark

[SINGING] A boy on the town When he's in love

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

- Fake Drivers Ed Certificates! - How'd you know?

I Didn’t Lose

- Sir, do you know this person? - No, no. Hi. Clark W. Griswold.

Oh, that's so wonderful.

It is our 19th anniversary!

I'm here to help.

It's been such a long day.

You know shark, I love winning tournaments..

...the Jackpot Burger...

Fresh broccoli.

DEALER: Place your bets. Lucky roller coming out.

- Only if you're staying at the hotel, sir. - Indeed I am.

- Dad. - What do you say? Let's do it.

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I DIDN’T LOSE!

Love to. But we have a lot of plans, don't we?

[RUSTY SPITTING AND COUGHING]

It hit When the tax check drop

VEGAS. VEGAS. VEGAS.

What did he say?

Changing $145,000

Let's see if I still got it.

- Being on the road is just... - You've been everywhere.

Honey, will you check the map again?

Did you come to Las Vegas to be a showgirl?

MAN [ON TV]: At Hoover Dam today...

Well, okay. Okay. Look. Look, let me just tip the piano player.

Mr. Pappagiorgio. Yeah, Lanai 6.

We could turn the den into a guest room. But I don't know about your horses.

You're Nick Pappagiorgio.

It's a lock of my hair.

...fantastic Las Vegas.

It's Dean Martin's recipe.

JILLY: I love you, kid!

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And in the evening you can sit outside...

It's the number one family destination in America.

CATHERINE: Eddie.

I ain't seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose

Hey, everybody!

Clark pretty much likes the garage for the car and the lawnmowers.

I don't care if I ever get my money back.

If you get to the pool, you've gone too far. Back up.

His name is not Pappagiorgio. His name is Eric Flanigan...

They always put the machines that pay off the most right in front.

Just don't want you to lose all your money. That's all.

Way to go, kid.

Dad at Niagra Falls Any Trout?

You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like Mother Nature intended.

Good luck, Mitt.

- By who? - By who? By me.