Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yes. MAN 3: Seven again! I can't believe it!

I didn’t lose!

Joel, I've spent more money on Bitcoin than you'll ever understand.

Wayne has invited us to Shenandoah tomorrow for lunch and festivities.

Nine is a natural.

We've gotta play the kids' birthdays, 16 and 7.

I wanna gamble.

There's a Honeymoon Slots tournament at the Golden Nugget.

Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again?

What? Ten years of tap-dancing lessons and this is how you repay me?

We could go into business for ourselves.

...I put a dollar in, I got a car!... …I put a dollar in, I got a car.

...the VA gave me a huge plot of government land just north of town.

Ahead or behind, what does it matter?

It's all part of the act, Russ.

Clark, how much money do you have right now?

Hey! Jilly from Philly

Fantastic. This kid's great.

- Good to have you. SIEGFRIED: Be comfortable.

And I want something better!

Get out the sunscreen.

I didn’t lose!

What a magnificent achievement.

Pohlads - what can I do with five dollars

Those lousy bums threw you out?

We're gonna do it.

Make the seats good.

- Hard six coming out. ELLEN: What?

This tour gets better every week.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Haslem: Hey Riverboat, I'll See You. Have A Good Time. - Alrighty.

- ... and not see your favorite cousin, huh? - Your bet.

Look, maybe we should join...

All the years I've waited for this. Years!

On your right is Treasure Island. On the left is Harrah's.

WOMAN: Twenty-two.

- Thanks. - Like to sit down?

My wife and kids are back in Yuma where I work in software...

[EDDIE LAUGHING]

Pohlads “What can I do with five dollars”

Renewing your wedding vows?

Eddie, I've gambled away more money than you'll ever understand.

You know, V, I love women.

You brought us for a family vacation...

Am I right? I mean, am I right?

Bet with the bank.

I gotta warn you, Clark. They don't play the same games here

Well, with the checks and the credit cards...

Griswold, you are freaking dead.

Why don’t you give me half the money you were going to pay for tickets ...then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?

Good luck, Mr. Griswold.

Would you look at this.

- You were gonna buy me a snowboard. - We still have our love.

Really? That would be great.

You're lucky you came on Italian night. That stuff will knock your socks off.

Oh, he's good...

His name is not Pappagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold...

Having an entourage is expensive.

The guys at work tell me there's this special club we can join...

- Go on. - All right. I'll play along. Okay.

And that's the macaroni.

Well, do it while you're young and foolish.

Launching 18 hundred!

Right here on the strip? Smile, kid. You're in Vegas

I'm sorry to bother you, sir. May I see some ID?

After you, Mr. Pappagiorgio.

You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like Mother Nature intended.

Me? No. Not really.

just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up

No, I'm just saying I've never heard you hit those notes before.

Im gonna make pasta

You see, Russ, there comes a time in every young man's life...

I ain’t seen a beatin’ like that Since someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose

Gotta let kids make their own mistakes.

They tossed me.

Gambling is a very serious business.

So I says to him I said GET YOUR OWN MONKEY!

Hey, kids. Roundup time.

[Whistling Tune]

Okay. What happened to you last night?

I didn’t lose!

- Come on, baby. Come on. - Seven. Any way.

Oh, your mother's got something caught in her eye.

Yeah. Where can I get some dam bait?

Wayne, please don't.

- Wasn't Einstein German? - Hard to tell from his accent, Russ.

Cull at the “conference” last night

This doesn't look like chicken.

It was a wonderful time.

WOMAN: Seven. - It's seven.

EDDIE: You're on a roll now! - Yeah!

We can raise snakes, maybe open up our own petting zoo.

Oh, you'll have a great time.

The Beach Boys with Good Vibrations.

- ... if you're so inclined. - Oh, it's just a birthmark.