Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You see, Russ, there comes a time in every young man's life...

- Come on, baby. Come on. - Seven. Any way.

- ... and not see your favorite cousin, huh? - Your bet.

Oh, your mother's got something caught in her eye.

just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up

His name is not Pappagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold...

No, I'm just saying I've never heard you hit those notes before.

Those lousy bums threw you out?

WOMAN: Twenty-two.

Wayne, please don't.

Would you look at this.

Yeah. Where can I get some dam bait?

Well, do it while you're young and foolish.

Gambling is a very serious business.

Good luck, Mr. Griswold.

There's a Honeymoon Slots tournament at the Golden Nugget.

I ain’t seen a beatin’ like that Since someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose

All the years I've waited for this. Years!

Really? That would be great.

Right here on the strip? Smile, kid. You're in Vegas

Pohlads “What can I do with five dollars”

Joel, I've spent more money on Bitcoin than you'll ever understand.

We're gonna do it.

- Wasn't Einstein German? - Hard to tell from his accent, Russ.

- Go on. - All right. I'll play along. Okay.

Pohlads - what can I do with five dollars

I didn’t lose!

[EDDIE LAUGHING]

We could go into business for ourselves.

- Hard six coming out. ELLEN: What?

I wanna gamble.

And that's the macaroni.

Nine is a natural.

Make the seats good.

Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again?

I gotta warn you, Clark. They don't play the same games here

The guys at work tell me there's this special club we can join...

- Good to have you. SIEGFRIED: Be comfortable.

Am I right? I mean, am I right?

Fantastic. This kid's great.

We've gotta play the kids' birthdays, 16 and 7.

Why don’t you give me half the money you were going to pay for tickets ...then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?

...I put a dollar in, I got a car!... …I put a dollar in, I got a car.

Me? No. Not really.

What? Ten years of tap-dancing lessons and this is how you repay me?

The Beach Boys with Good Vibrations.

EDDIE: You're on a roll now! - Yeah!

My wife and kids are back in Yuma where I work in software...

Get out the sunscreen.

...the VA gave me a huge plot of government land just north of town.

- Thanks. - Like to sit down?

Gotta let kids make their own mistakes.

After you, Mr. Pappagiorgio.

We can raise snakes, maybe open up our own petting zoo.

I didn’t lose!

This doesn't look like chicken.

- You were gonna buy me a snowboard. - We still have our love.

Ahead or behind, what does it matter?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

You brought us for a family vacation...

Oh, you'll have a great time.

I didn’t lose!

This tour gets better every week.

What a magnificent achievement.

WOMAN: Seven. - It's seven.

You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like Mother Nature intended.

Eddie, I've gambled away more money than you'll ever understand.

Hey! Jilly from Philly

Oh, he's good...

It's all part of the act, Russ.

Launching 18 hundred!

[Whistling Tune]

- Yes. MAN 3: Seven again! I can't believe it!

- ... if you're so inclined. - Oh, it's just a birthmark.

Im gonna make pasta

You know, V, I love women.

They tossed me.

Hey, kids. Roundup time.

You're lucky you came on Italian night. That stuff will knock your socks off.

Well, with the checks and the credit cards...

Look, maybe we should join...

Clark, how much money do you have right now?

And I want something better!

Renewing your wedding vows?

Wayne has invited us to Shenandoah tomorrow for lunch and festivities.

Cull at the “conference” last night

On your right is Treasure Island. On the left is Harrah's.

I'm sorry to bother you, sir. May I see some ID?

It was a wonderful time.

Haslem: Hey Riverboat, I'll See You. Have A Good Time. - Alrighty.

Okay. What happened to you last night?

Bet with the bank.

So I says to him I said GET YOUR OWN MONKEY!

Griswold, you are freaking dead.

Having an entourage is expensive.