Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...I got us four tickets to Siegfried and Roy.

VICKIE: See this. - It's after-riding wear.

No. No, I... I must be tired. Maybe I'll go find the kids.

I won. I won the game.

- Well, what about my money? - You stay here. I'll be right back.

- ... and bury what's left of my money? - Heads.

Vegas Vacation The Tigger Movie

Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna pay Then We'll Go Out Back, I'll Kick You In The Nuts, And We'll Call It A Day!

Tim’s cousin…

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This isn't chicken. This is chicken.

Show them who's boss.

I've gotta go. But thank you.

Wendy, you are my lucky charm.

- You're rolling. - Good luck, everybody.

Good Luck Everybody

I've got news for you, Clark:

...if you're thinking about buying me a Cadillac, forget it.

...I now pronounce you man and wife.

So please, no one wander off the dam tour.

Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna pay Then We'll Go Out Back, I'll Kick You In The Nuts, And We'll Call It A Day!

Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet? Then, we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!

How often do I get to see my cousin Catherine?

- How about Liberace on Ice? - Oh, Clark, I don't' know.

- Yeah? - Hi. For Ellen Griswold.

...the fragrant garden of beautiful flowers.

You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like Mother Nature intended.

- Hey, Dad, game's almost starting. - Yeah.

[CROWD CHEERING]

And guess what. Newlyweds get in for free.

Pohlads “what can I do with $5”

CLARK: That's Las Vegas, they never stop giving.

Good talk, son.

Hey, pal, why the long face?

That's a workout there, isn't it? Climbed all the way up there.

But with the constant windstorms and flash floods...

Don't let that one get out of your sight.

[WAYNE NEWTON SINGING ONCE IN A LIFETIME]

Where can I get some dam bait?

Happy Anniversary I love you, and here is to many more

Vegas Vegas Vegas

- Call it. - Clark, what say we go back home...

- Have a nice night. - See you later.

CLARK: God bless you. EDDIE: Thank you.

- Nice roll, Mr. Nick. - You did good, kid.

We're so impressed with your playing...

Clark I Ain't Seen A Beating Like That Since Somebody Stuck A Banana In My Pants...& turned a monkey loose

Randy, this guy is with us. You take care of him.

Nice place for a pearl necklace.

- Daddy, Daddy, I caught another snake. - That's good, sweetheart.

Audrey, honey, let me tell you something I learned:

Has anyone ever told you You're bad luck?

I didn’t lose!

I pulled four slot machines and I won four cars, you know?

So that's how they got the title Danke Schoen.

You know what your problem is, Nick? You're a nervous guy.

I've got a chip here.

Where are we going?

Stick your head in and say, Joey Heatherton.

...and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you'll talk crazy.

If you're still hungry, I can wrestle the potato salad from the dog.

VICKIE: Don't ever pick me up again.

It’s Dean Martin’s Recipe. I always make too much.

And where would you like the car sent, Mr. Pappagiorgio?

I got my big bonus.

It's a Buffet We only need one plate

Clark Griswold, did you think you were gonna get to Las Vegas...

But a fool who's only fooling himself.

You see, the promise of material possessions can often blind one to the...

Nice breeze up here.

CLARK: Got one. Got one. Got one.

In this chat you’re either up on stage in the spotlight ...

Okay, wise guy. Let's see how you do against three hands.

Well, we could all...

Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.

Hold on, honey.

If this is about sex, I already know.

- I almost lost my tag. ELLEN: Clark.

The Little Mermaid Sleeping Beauty 1997 VHS

- So thanks for the lunch, and bye. EDDIE: Not so fast, Clark.

Play a Land Draw a card Play a spell Drraw a card

- Seven. A winner! - Yeah!

Dave and Brook Dec 14th Celebrating 26 yrs

Democrat voters!

And we could have a lot of happy, wonderful times, Clark.