Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You see, the promise of material possessions can often blind one to the...

I've got news for you, Clark:

But with the constant windstorms and flash floods...

- Call it. - Clark, what say we go back home...

I got my big bonus.

...the fragrant garden of beautiful flowers.

That's a workout there, isn't it? Climbed all the way up there.

Clark I Ain't Seen A Beating Like That Since Somebody Stuck A Banana In My Pants...& turned a monkey loose

I've gotta go. But thank you.

I've got a chip here.

CLARK: That's Las Vegas, they never stop giving.

Where can I get some dam bait?

How often do I get to see my cousin Catherine?

- Seven. A winner! - Yeah!

...I now pronounce you man and wife.

Has anyone ever told you You're bad luck?

Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna pay Then We'll Go Out Back, I'll Kick You In The Nuts, And We'll Call It A Day!

Audrey, honey, let me tell you something I learned:

I didn’t lose!

Okay, wise guy. Let's see how you do against three hands.

Vegas Vacation The Tigger Movie

- Nice roll, Mr. Nick. - You did good, kid.

In this chat you’re either up on stage in the spotlight ...

[WAYNE NEWTON SINGING ONCE IN A LIFETIME]

Play a Land Draw a card Play a spell Drraw a card

If this is about sex, I already know.

We're so impressed with your playing...

Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna pay Then We'll Go Out Back, I'll Kick You In The Nuts, And We'll Call It A Day!

Good talk, son.

VICKIE: See this. - It's after-riding wear.

Well, we could all...

Pohlads “what can I do with $5”

And we could have a lot of happy, wonderful times, Clark.

Stick your head in and say, Joey Heatherton.

If you're still hungry, I can wrestle the potato salad from the dog.

- You're rolling. - Good luck, everybody.

Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.

...and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you'll talk crazy.

Hold on, honey.

I won. I won the game.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Vegas Vegas Vegas

Don't let that one get out of your sight.

Clark Griswold, did you think you were gonna get to Las Vegas...

- I almost lost my tag. ELLEN: Clark.

Dave and Brook Dec 14th Celebrating 26 yrs

Democrat voters!

- Hey, Dad, game's almost starting. - Yeah.

No. No, I... I must be tired. Maybe I'll go find the kids.

Nice breeze up here.

Nice place for a pearl necklace.

- Daddy, Daddy, I caught another snake. - That's good, sweetheart.

You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like Mother Nature intended.

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Hey, pal, why the long face?

...I got us four tickets to Siegfried and Roy.

Happy Anniversary I love you, and here is to many more

Show them who's boss.

Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet? Then, we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!

- Well, what about my money? - You stay here. I'll be right back.

The Little Mermaid Sleeping Beauty 1997 VHS

It’s Dean Martin’s Recipe. I always make too much.

You know what your problem is, Nick? You're a nervous guy.

CLARK: Got one. Got one. Got one.

This isn't chicken. This is chicken.

And guess what. Newlyweds get in for free.

Where are we going?

- How about Liberace on Ice? - Oh, Clark, I don't' know.

CLARK: God bless you. EDDIE: Thank you.

Wendy, you are my lucky charm.

- Have a nice night. - See you later.

So please, no one wander off the dam tour.

Good Luck Everybody

So that's how they got the title Danke Schoen.

I pulled four slot machines and I won four cars, you know?

VICKIE: Don't ever pick me up again.

- ... and bury what's left of my money? - Heads.

Tim’s cousin…

And where would you like the car sent, Mr. Pappagiorgio?

But a fool who's only fooling himself.

...if you're thinking about buying me a Cadillac, forget it.

It's a Buffet We only need one plate

- So thanks for the lunch, and bye. EDDIE: Not so fast, Clark.

Randy, this guy is with us. You take care of him.

- Yeah? - Hi. For Ellen Griswold.