Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- The boy likes eating through a straw. - Gotta let kids make their own mistakes.
We didn’t lose!
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[SIRENS WAILING]
Nine is a natural.
She's with Vickie somewhere.
You don't know the affect he has on women.
- Open this door! - Don't be alarmed. He's with me.
Twenty-eight dollars.
Don't worry about water leaking through the rocks, folks. It's perfectly normal.
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
[LAUGHING]
And not a loveable fool who clowns for the delight of children and small people.
I thought you might get a kick out of this I hope u like it
AUDREY: Rusty. - Audrey, I'm asking for five bucks.
How?
But when you got your body covered in third-degree burns...
Why don’t you give me half your money I will kick you in the balls and we will call it a day!!
- Fantastic. All right. - Chicago.
Holy crap. Wayne Newton's hitting on Mom.
- Rusty! - Russ!
Yeah.
- Look, Dad, Vickie took me to her stylist. ELLEN: Clark.
I guess they really know how to treat their high rollers around here
Changing 500 $$$
It's people like you who blow the family nest egg here that built this town.
There must be over $100 in here.
- I do. - Clark Griswold, do you...?
You know, Russ and I play this all the time.
There's first-class entertainment, beautiful scenery...
- Is there a charge for parking? - No.
Blackjack. Blackjack.
Nice kids, Eddie.
- Red 25. Red wins. - Jeez!
Don't they realize what it's like to be:
Good Luck Everybody
I'll get the tongs.
10 Days Holy Crap. Wayne Newton is hitting on Mom!
CLARK: This is it. This is it.
- It seems you have a hobby. - Yeah, a hobby I got. That's it.
Dad, Las Vegas? There's nothing to do there.
We never go anywhere. We're boring. Clark falls asleep in front of the TV.
CLARK: No, no, Sparklet. Don't blame gambling.
I'm a fan sir. I am a fan.
- We're in the front row! - I tipped him.
ELLEN: What do you know about blackjack, Clark?
Sorry, my pen burst in the altitude, you know?
We're the Griswolds.
Vegas Vegas Vegas
...but I figured with all the advances in medicine...
Four tickets to Wayne Newton.
Sure you don't wanna save a few bucks for the buffet?
I mean, you know...
Shall we?
MAN 2: Do it again. MAN 3: Hit me!
Ever seen this
Vegas Baby! Vegas!!!!
We had your cribs right in our bedroom.
GOOD LUCK, EVERYBODY!
That’s it Vikings, you’re dead
[MUFFLED] It's not bad.
Audrey, come here. You gotta see this.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Money stashed away.
Ellen.
- Thank you for the drink, Wayne. - Okay. Good night, Wayne.
[CATHERINE CRYING]
Now, listen, I know we haven't seen a lot of each other lately...
That's it, Clark.
Are you a professional?
I put in a dollar, I get a car!... I put in a dollar, I get a car!...
Me.
Oh gee!!
Steve, win us free pizza
How about an alone day
You go first. I'll be right behind you.
right now in Florida...
Wayne Newton just happens to be one of America's greatest entertainers.
Whoa! I am on fire.
There you go. What are you doing in Las Vegas, Eddie?
I'm not a father. I'm not a husband. I'm nothing.
But my resolve is melting in the blinding light of your precious smile.
Audrey?
Meanwhile back in the midwest
You're the most boring person to travel with.
I didn't lose!
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
Changing $500!
Rusty and my poor little Audrey.
I don't know.
cassie mode
Five hundred dollars.
Even eight matches wins $15,500.
- Great. - Love you.
Good evening. Changing 200.
Is that Wayne Newton?
Where The Hell Is The Damn Dam Tour?
This way.