Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sure you don't wanna save a few bucks for the buffet?
Me.
Don't they realize what it's like to be:
You don't know the affect he has on women.
I don't know.
Nine is a natural.
[SIRENS WAILING]
I mean, you know...
We didn’t lose!
Oh gee!!
- The boy likes eating through a straw. - Gotta let kids make their own mistakes.
This way.
There's first-class entertainment, beautiful scenery...
You go first. I'll be right behind you.
I didn't lose!
I'll get the tongs.
Changing 500 $$$
Sorry, my pen burst in the altitude, you know?
It's people like you who blow the family nest egg here that built this town.
We're the Griswolds.
Rusty and my poor little Audrey.
That’s it Vikings, you’re dead
- Red 25. Red wins. - Jeez!
Ellen.
Even eight matches wins $15,500.
Shall we?
There must be over $100 in here.
Don't worry about water leaking through the rocks, folks. It's perfectly normal.
cassie mode
Where The Hell Is The Damn Dam Tour?
Nice kids, Eddie.
[MUFFLED] It's not bad.
GOOD LUCK, EVERYBODY!
Good Luck Everybody
- We're in the front row! - I tipped him.
Wayne Newton just happens to be one of America's greatest entertainers.
I guess they really know how to treat their high rollers around here
Why don’t you give me half your money I will kick you in the balls and we will call it a day!!
Dad, Las Vegas? There's nothing to do there.
[CATHERINE CRYING]
Blackjack. Blackjack.
MAN 2: Do it again. MAN 3: Hit me!
Steve, win us free pizza
- Great. - Love you.
[LAUGHING]
ELLEN: What do you know about blackjack, Clark?
But when you got your body covered in third-degree burns...
I'm a fan sir. I am a fan.
Now, listen, I know we haven't seen a lot of each other lately...
CLARK: No, no, Sparklet. Don't blame gambling.
You're the most boring person to travel with.
Holy crap. Wayne Newton's hitting on Mom.
10 Days Holy Crap. Wayne Newton is hitting on Mom!
I put in a dollar, I get a car!... I put in a dollar, I get a car!...
Are you a professional?
You know, Russ and I play this all the time.
Vegas Vegas Vegas
Twenty-eight dollars.
I'm not a father. I'm not a husband. I'm nothing.
- It seems you have a hobby. - Yeah, a hobby I got. That's it.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
- Fantastic. All right. - Chicago.
She's with Vickie somewhere.
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
- Thank you for the drink, Wayne. - Okay. Good night, Wayne.
Five hundred dollars.
How?
Yeah.
Ever seen this
How about an alone day
I thought you might get a kick out of this I hope u like it
AUDREY: Rusty. - Audrey, I'm asking for five bucks.
There you go. What are you doing in Las Vegas, Eddie?
But my resolve is melting in the blinding light of your precious smile.
- Open this door! - Don't be alarmed. He's with me.
Audrey?
That's it, Clark.
Audrey, come here. You gotta see this.
Whoa! I am on fire.
Meanwhile back in the midwest
Changing $500!
Is that Wayne Newton?
We never go anywhere. We're boring. Clark falls asleep in front of the TV.
...but I figured with all the advances in medicine...
- Is there a charge for parking? - No.
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
- Rusty! - Russ!
- Look, Dad, Vickie took me to her stylist. ELLEN: Clark.
We had your cribs right in our bedroom.
- I do. - Clark Griswold, do you...?
CLARK: This is it. This is it.
Money stashed away.
.
And not a loveable fool who clowns for the delight of children and small people.
right now in Florida...
Good evening. Changing 200.
Vegas Baby! Vegas!!!!
Four tickets to Wayne Newton.