Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Those days are... Well, they're almost over.
So this is going up then, huh? I'll just go with it.
Andrew Foxwoods
I Wanna Gamble
Jen “look at our patio” Kevin “I tipped him”
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
People who own Bitcoin or Crypto Right Now...
We could count the bulbs on the strip. Audrey.
It's Wayne Newton!
Where am I gonna go?
Where you going, Pop?
Ellen, you're too much.
Hey, sir, are you all right?
...by all the gifts that I've been given.
Ellen? I know what we can do.
I suppose it is. Why? Want his autograph?
AUDREY: No. - She's got a body for it, though.
Look at these people.
Great. Will you excuse me?
Put a $750 in, got $750. Put a $750 in, got $750.
Oh, it's getting late.
- Daddy. - Clark.
Kids, come on in here. Gather around.
Oh, and Dad's old football number, 44.
- Where's your sister? - Audrey?
Rusty.
Yea…
Make good Choices
Everybody else: trying to enjoy a normal Thanksgiving Me at 12:31pm
Okay, you gotta pick 10 numbers.
Seven out.
where can i get some dam bait?
[GASPING]
Four it is. Hey, gang!
I didn’t lose! That’s it Griswold. You’re dead.
That's it. I've had enough. Let's get out of here.
There's something your old dad would like to say about that:
This whole thing is money, money, money.
If your body's covered in 3rd-degree burns & your foot's caught in a bear trap, you start talkin' crazy
Out of the hot tub Chris. Let’s go!
Have a good trip!
Then we'd wrap you up in those little baby blankets...
War. Bet again.
MAN [ON TV]: Forget craps, forget blackjack...
- Russ? Audrey? ELLEN: Oh, Clark, don't wake them.
Anyway, we're just stopping by for lunch.
- Uh-oh. MAN: Hey! Hey! Open up!
This is one of the oldest dam tunnels we have.
EDDIE: Here's the best part.
Steve Bellichek? Oh my god.
CLARK: Look, everybody. I think you should see this.
In this world, you're either up on the stage in the spotlight...
- Really. Thank you. - Okay.
Isn't there legalized prostitution?
I’m off the keyboard!
[LAUGHING]
You give me half the money you're going to bet I'll kick you in the nuts & we'll call it a day
Clark, you're back.
Eight years old.
- What do you say, Ellen? - I'm with you, baby.
2021 IFL CHAMPION - CONGRATS NORDY
Yeah. And we're all going.
Give me your gum.
Why don’t you give me half your money I will kick you in the balls and we will call it a day!!
- Why'd you tell Eddie we were here? - Oh, come on.
The stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time.
We'll dig you a guest room.
There's a lot to do.
I'm about even.
That's it, kid.
Shark: he’s gonna break a lot of hearts
...and you can tell us all how much more good you used to have it.
Rusty, Audrey, Ellen?
- Just give me my $10 back. - I'm not through with you yet, all right?
ME AT FUEL BAR....
This rice is extra runny tonight.
[MEN LAUGHING]
Chan, I’ve been a fool
- Vegas. Vegas. Vegas. AUDREY: Daddy!
Can you believe it? They used to test H- bombs on this beautiful property.
I didn’t loose!!!
I'm a fan, sir. I am a fan. I can't believe I'm standing next to you.
Oh, no.
It's 20. It's a push!
Come on, let's get out of here.
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
ELLEN: Sorry about the tablecloth.
[MAN SINGING]
Let's go to the room.
You know what drives me crazy? Baccarat tables.
I won. I won the money. Did you hear me? I said I won.
Hey! You wanna dance up here?
Good luck, sir.
I don’t care if you ruined my life I love you
- Honey... - Give me that.
CATHERINE: I love you, Eddie.
...to let the flowers bloom more brightly, rather than...
...or down in the pit serving drinks.
ELLEN: Danke schoen.
She's famous.
I guess I'll just go upstairs and get some sleep.
Your final number, 98.
Give him the dice. He can do it. Come on.
What
- It's okay. - It's here. Right here.
- Yeah, Dad, do it. - No. I can't...
Yeah... Yeah.
Eddie, I'm not worried about my money.