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[GASPING]
- Vegas. Vegas. Vegas. AUDREY: Daddy!
Anyway, we're just stopping by for lunch.
- Just give me my $10 back. - I'm not through with you yet, all right?
There's a lot to do.
Chan, I’ve been a fool
I didn’t loose!!!
What
Yea…
ME AT FUEL BAR....
That's it, kid.
- Daddy. - Clark.
- Why'd you tell Eddie we were here? - Oh, come on.
MAN [ON TV]: Forget craps, forget blackjack...
Why don’t you give me half your money I will kick you in the balls and we will call it a day!!
...by all the gifts that I've been given.
Can you believe it? They used to test H- bombs on this beautiful property.
Have a good trip!
I’m off the keyboard!
The stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time.
Oh, and Dad's old football number, 44.
People who own Bitcoin or Crypto Right Now...
- Honey... - Give me that.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Out of the hot tub Chris. Let’s go!
Hey! You wanna dance up here?
CLARK: Look, everybody. I think you should see this.
- Uh-oh. MAN: Hey! Hey! Open up!
Oh, no.
ELLEN: Danke schoen.
You know what drives me crazy? Baccarat tables.
Yeah. And we're all going.
I guess I'll just go upstairs and get some sleep.
Okay, you gotta pick 10 numbers.
Rusty, Audrey, Ellen?
We'll dig you a guest room.
This rice is extra runny tonight.
It's 20. It's a push!
Great. Will you excuse me?
...or down in the pit serving drinks.
Yeah... Yeah.
Those days are... Well, they're almost over.
Good luck, sir.
Ellen? I know what we can do.
Isn't there legalized prostitution?
Rusty.
Make good Choices
2021 IFL CHAMPION - CONGRATS NORDY
Then we'd wrap you up in those little baby blankets...
I suppose it is. Why? Want his autograph?
There's something your old dad would like to say about that:
Shark: he’s gonna break a lot of hearts
In this world, you're either up on the stage in the spotlight...
Put a $750 in, got $750. Put a $750 in, got $750.
We could count the bulbs on the strip. Audrey.
Give me your gum.
Andrew Foxwoods
Look at these people.
Where you going, Pop?
AUDREY: No. - She's got a body for it, though.
So this is going up then, huh? I'll just go with it.
- Russ? Audrey? ELLEN: Oh, Clark, don't wake them.
Jen “look at our patio” Kevin “I tipped him”
Let's go to the room.
Where am I gonna go?
I'm about even.
Clark, you're back.
This is one of the oldest dam tunnels we have.
Eddie, I'm not worried about my money.
[MAN SINGING]
EDDIE: Here's the best part.
Hey, sir, are you all right?
- Yeah, Dad, do it. - No. I can't...
She's famous.
It's Wayne Newton!
I won. I won the money. Did you hear me? I said I won.
Everybody else: trying to enjoy a normal Thanksgiving Me at 12:31pm
That's it. I've had enough. Let's get out of here.
ELLEN: Sorry about the tablecloth.
I'm a fan, sir. I am a fan. I can't believe I'm standing next to you.
...and you can tell us all how much more good you used to have it.
I Wanna Gamble
...to let the flowers bloom more brightly, rather than...
War. Bet again.
[MEN LAUGHING]
I didn’t lose! That’s it Griswold. You’re dead.
- Where's your sister? - Audrey?
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
This whole thing is money, money, money.
If your body's covered in 3rd-degree burns & your foot's caught in a bear trap, you start talkin' crazy
Your final number, 98.
I don’t care if you ruined my life I love you
- It's okay. - It's here. Right here.
Four it is. Hey, gang!
Oh, it's getting late.
Seven out.
[LAUGHING]
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
Steve Bellichek? Oh my god.
Give him the dice. He can do it. Come on.
- Really. Thank you. - Okay.
Eight years old.
Kids, come on in here. Gather around.
CATHERINE: I love you, Eddie.
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
where can i get some dam bait?
Ellen, you're too much.
- What do you say, Ellen? - I'm with you, baby.
You give me half the money you're going to bet I'll kick you in the nuts & we'll call it a day