Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and he's a C-plus student. Now, out of the pool! Let's go, young man!

Wait a minute. I've lost most of our money?

I'm Wes and This is your DAM guide

Give me half the money you're going to bet, we go out back l'll kick you in the nuts & we'll call it a day

I can't believe it.

Good Luck Everybody ...

This way, please.

Go put it in the pit with the other ones.

Hey! Jilly from Philly

Come on, Clark. The night is young.

Now, I'm about to take you through a fully functioning power plant.

[HORN HONKING AND PEOPLE CHEERING]

oh... ITS just a ... BIRTHMARK

I ain't seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants...

- I didn't lose. - That's it.

Give me that! Give me that!

- Mr. Pappagiorgio, your usual table? - Not tonight.

Good luck everybody

Shrimp cocktail, 29 cents.

- Where's Vickie? - Where's Vickie?

I'd like the crab Rangoon, chicken fingers...

Okay. Here we go.

I'll never fly again.

- Five dollars, Clark? - Five dollars. Here we go.

It's government property all around us, so you know nobody's gonna build.

Hey, have you seen this person?

Dad, we're too old for this.

No sex pill tonight Mr. Chan? No...I do not require them.

Kids, remember when you were babies?

But after meeting you, I realize how truly alone I am.

Hello? Hello? Help.

- Oh, Clark, do something. - Okay. Look out.

Don't worry, Clark. You have nothing to fear from Wayne Newton. He's...

You are in deep trouble, my friend.

Motts pictures and gifs everywhere

I observe them. I cherish them.

shamgawd, blackjack!

Where can I get some damn bait?

ROY: Wow, what a great audience! - Yeah. All right. Awesome.

She's gonna break a lot of hearts.

Go have some fun.

Opening to 101 Dalmatians (1997 VHS) The Little Mermaid (1998 VHS) (1998) The Jungle Book (1997 VHS) (1997) Mary Poppins (1997 VHS) (1997) The Tigger Movie (1998 VHS)

Not this pretty boy.

Good luck, sir.

RUSTY: I wonder where Dad went. - I haven't got a clue.

Why don’t you give me half your money I will kick you in the balls & well call it a day!!

So to close out that wonderful chapter in our lives...

- Jilly from Philly. - Nick Pappagiorgio from Yuma.

Rusty and Audrey Griswold, please.

- Smells good. - Oh, well... Don't, don't, don't!

I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car.

Thanks for the pick-me-up, Eddie.

...and the Tropical Banana Torte.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Why don't you give me half the money you were going to invest in DPLS We'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts...and we'll call it a day

You know you look really beautiful right now?

Let me get the babysitter

If you need daddy, I’ll be rollin the dice

I wish Eddie and I had time for that sort of thing.

MAN: This way, please. The tour is about to start.

Come on in. Let's have some fun.

Big bet for a big man!

Grandparents dropping off the kids after pumping them with candy and soda all day

July, 29, 1997, August, 25, 1997, Sep, 16, 1997 Oct, 14, 1997, March, 3, 1998

Radim let’s Go We must get to the conference

...to keep me away from the girls.

I forgot where I buried it.

[SINGING LOVIN' YOU BY MINNIE RIPPERTON]

Bet with the bank. Bet with the player. Nine is a natural

It's not that high.

I Won! I Won Da Money

The Little Mermaid

I’m gonna make pasta!!

I won. I won the money.

Bambi (1997 VHS) Lady and the Tramp (1998 VHS)

Bet with the player.

- Audrey? - No pockets.

Just tell them I'll catch up.

...and that's okay, but we're the Griswolds.

...or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up.

- Eddie, he's sick. Anyway, I... - He'll be all right.

Keep dreaming, son.

You see a man whose family counted on him...

You give me half the money you're going to bet I'll kick you in the nuts & we'll call it a day

Don’t forget to double click those tongs today! Happy 4th From Matty B’s!

What are you doing up there?