Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, cancel that.
They cheated Doug and Soup… I saw them
Sit down.
Ellen, I've always been a moral man.
See, we're on our honeymoon, but if you wait here for two minutes...
What can I do with hundred dollars? - Gee, I don't know.
I'm gonna make pasta.
rummikub. catan. eddie, these are my games.
Let me tell you something. Money isn't everything.
- She was marvelous. - I might have some...
Hey, what are you having for breakfast, lazybones?
He said, Take the ticket?
- Bye, everybody. EDDIE: Bye, Ellen.
[CHEERING]
There you go, you little heathens.
- I'm Mr. Ellen Griswold. Thank you. - Okay.
Mrs. Ellen Griswold.
...and I think the Griswolds... We learned something on this vacation.
- Look what's happening here. - Here.
[LAUGHING]
NOW, ARE THERE ANY DAM QUESTIONS?
Keep walking. You'll see another bank of elevators. The gold ones.
Loeffler… He cheated Eddie, I saw him
You want me to go with you?
Remember when I had the puffer fish?
Mom, we're next door. Can't we get our own rooms?
Matt why do you have all this money buried in your yard
Now, where can I do the most damage?
...and the Las Vegas Entertainers' Association...
So, what's it gonna be tonight? The Amazing Elvis Monkeys?
Those were my mother's dying words.
Five dollars. New roller coming out.
Ellen, what are you doing up? I thought you went to bed.
[WHISTLING]
Ellen?
Excuse me. Get out of my way, please.
I won the money.
That's wonderful.
I didn’t lose
Clark, the elevators are there.
Good Luck Everybody
Come on, Griswold, you think this sign's here...
How about, you give me half the money And then we go out back, I kick you in the nuts and call it a day
Police emergency.
And it'd be my honor to help you in your time of need.
Happy Birthday! It's a lock of my hair
[WHISPERING] Audrey. Audrey, come here.
- Get a wallet. - Jeez.
Hey my brothers! Have a great evening
Mmm.
CLARK: Hoover Dam. Over 1000 feet wide, and 727 feet to the bottom.
I don't care if you ruined my life.... I love you
...if you wanna make money in a casino, walk up to a baccarat table and say:
Good night.
I didn’t lose!
Go to the tenth floor. Go right at the end of the hallway.
Best buck-49 buffet in town, Clark.
But, Dad, we're having a great time.
Ellen. Outrageous. Where's the rest of the family?
ROY: Give him a hand.
Bet....bet....bet..... DirtDogsBaseball
Hey, could that be it?
I am your dam guide, Arnie.
WOMAN: Fourteen. - Doesn't matter.
I think he's staring at me.
Lord is my witness, I hate this heat.
I've spent more money on Bitcoin than you'll ever understand.
What is your name, sir?
Eddie, I'm trying to concentrate.
- No, really. Keep it. - Follow me, please.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
How about an alone day where each of us Griswolds...
WOMAN: Yeah. MARTY: Six!
I won. I won the money.
...to give them the best vacation ever. And I can't do it. I can't do it, because...
Nineteen. So close.
...the water level dropped four feet after an unexplained flood...
Buy a bullet and rent a gun?
You know, if you two wanna use the bathrooms here, we'll wait.
I didn’t lose!
Thank you so much for having me for dinner.
- Welcome to the fabulous Mirage. - Thank you.
I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you!
Now aren't you a little slice of pie?
You see? Las Vegas is already bringing us closer together.
...then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?
Where the hell is the damn dam tour?
Okay. There's one more reason why you should all go.
No. Eddie, I need to be alone.
We only need one user
Hey, Denny boy, come on over here.
Here.
I didn’t lose!
I don’t care if you ruined my life I love you
Tonight, consider yourself part of our family.
May I see some ID?
If your body's covered in 3rd-degree burns & your foot's caught in a bear trap, you start talkin' crazy
- Hit me. EDDIE: It's a bust.
If your body's covered in 3rd-degree burns & your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy
Whoa!
The money is mine. I have the money. The money is mine. I got it!
Daddy.
Helen, show this girl something with a heel.
We didn't really need the cash at the time...
- I don't know if this will work... - Some other kind of club.
...has a mathematical advantage over the house?