Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's wonderful.
Happy Birthday! It's a lock of my hair
I am your dam guide, Arnie.
...and the Las Vegas Entertainers' Association...
- She was marvelous. - I might have some...
Good Luck Everybody
Loeffler… He cheated Eddie, I saw him
And it'd be my honor to help you in your time of need.
The money is mine. I have the money. The money is mine. I got it!
- Welcome to the fabulous Mirage. - Thank you.
Excuse me. Get out of my way, please.
Bet....bet....bet..... DirtDogsBaseball
Mom, we're next door. Can't we get our own rooms?
Now aren't you a little slice of pie?
Tonight, consider yourself part of our family.
I think he's staring at me.
Clark, the elevators are there.
Good night.
Let me tell you something. Money isn't everything.
See, we're on our honeymoon, but if you wait here for two minutes...
I didn’t lose
Helen, show this girl something with a heel.
I didn’t lose!
[CHEERING]
If your body's covered in 3rd-degree burns & your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy
Ellen, what are you doing up? I thought you went to bed.
Eddie, I'm trying to concentrate.
- Get a wallet. - Jeez.
I won. I won the money.
Ellen, I've always been a moral man.
Mmm.
I didn’t lose!
We didn't really need the cash at the time...
Daddy.
...the water level dropped four feet after an unexplained flood...
Okay. There's one more reason why you should all go.
Remember when I had the puffer fish?
You want me to go with you?
...then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?
We only need one user
Hey, what are you having for breakfast, lazybones?
[WHISTLING]
NOW, ARE THERE ANY DAM QUESTIONS?
Go to the tenth floor. Go right at the end of the hallway.
...and I think the Griswolds... We learned something on this vacation.
You see? Las Vegas is already bringing us closer together.
Thank you so much for having me for dinner.
I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you!
Here.
I didn’t lose!
I've spent more money on Bitcoin than you'll ever understand.
[WHISPERING] Audrey. Audrey, come here.
How about an alone day where each of us Griswolds...
Keep walking. You'll see another bank of elevators. The gold ones.
Police emergency.
- No, really. Keep it. - Follow me, please.
How about, you give me half the money And then we go out back, I kick you in the nuts and call it a day
- Bye, everybody. EDDIE: Bye, Ellen.
Matt why do you have all this money buried in your yard
If your body's covered in 3rd-degree burns & your foot's caught in a bear trap, you start talkin' crazy
...has a mathematical advantage over the house?
Whoa!
Hey my brothers! Have a great evening
I won the money.
Now, where can I do the most damage?
Where the hell is the damn dam tour?
WOMAN: Fourteen. - Doesn't matter.
Those were my mother's dying words.
Come on, Griswold, you think this sign's here...
- Hit me. EDDIE: It's a bust.
ROY: Give him a hand.
Sit down.
- Look what's happening here. - Here.
Ellen?
rummikub. catan. eddie, these are my games.
Mrs. Ellen Griswold.
What can I do with hundred dollars? - Gee, I don't know.
Buy a bullet and rent a gun?
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Hey, could that be it?
...to give them the best vacation ever. And I can't do it. I can't do it, because...
WOMAN: Yeah. MARTY: Six!
What is your name, sir?
Hey, Denny boy, come on over here.
CLARK: Hoover Dam. Over 1000 feet wide, and 727 feet to the bottom.
There you go, you little heathens.
- I'm Mr. Ellen Griswold. Thank you. - Okay.
I don't care if you ruined my life.... I love you
- I don't know if this will work... - Some other kind of club.
Lord is my witness, I hate this heat.
But, Dad, we're having a great time.
He said, Take the ticket?
Ellen. Outrageous. Where's the rest of the family?
May I see some ID?
I don’t care if you ruined my life I love you
...if you wanna make money in a casino, walk up to a baccarat table and say:
[LAUGHING]
They cheated Doug and Soup… I saw them
No, cancel that.
So, what's it gonna be tonight? The Amazing Elvis Monkeys?
Best buck-49 buffet in town, Clark.
Five dollars. New roller coming out.
Nineteen. So close.
I'm gonna make pasta.
No. Eddie, I need to be alone.
You know, if you two wanna use the bathrooms here, we'll wait.