Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Meet us in the spa at 10:00 tomorrow morning.
See the way the plane applauded?
March, 31, 1998
I put a dollar in I got a car, I put a dollar in I got a car.
...oppressive heat and home schooling, we don't have a minute free.
Big bet for a big man.
- Seven. Any way. - Seven now.
Eddie.
Now...Are there any DAM questions?
CHANGING FIVE HUNDRED
Good night, Eddie.
...that they do at them regular casinos.
Hey, look at this.
Good Luck, Everybody
Celebrating 26 yrs
Still got a lot of sightseeing, and I added tetanus shot to the list.
That's what I've come to realize.
Why don't you just call it a night and let Ellen lick your wounds.
Well, you see, we left our IDs upstairs, actually.
Ellen, I've learned that a family vacation only works...
Me on the beach in Hawaii
...and all the shrimp cocktail you can eat.
ARNIE: And that's how a power plant works.
I didn’t lose!
Bishhh!
Sorry, My Pen Burst
- Nine again. - You know, Clark...
I guess they really know how to treat their high rollers.
Don't forget Grandma and Granddad's anniversary.
Little Ruby-Sue must have grown a foot since you saw her last.
CLARK: Ellen, don't worry. I'm here, honey.
Big words from a big man
- Yeah, when are we going? - Let's just quit while we're ahead.
We only need one vape.
- But you do. MAN 1: Come on!
Daddy's coming to get you!
They're four years old.
- What do you think you're doing? - You told me to get a summer job!
- You do? - Yeah.
...Albert Einstein, all gamblers.
I SAID NO SHOOOOWW
This ccq is extra runny tonight
...when he enters...
All of you come with me now.
Russell, I never wanna hear those words out of your mouth again.
...took a chance on a gangly boy of a man named Clark...
Yeah, that's what we could do.
[MOUTHING WORDS] Remember me?
EDDIE: Which hand is it in?
Oh, I love electricity. Eddie says we're gonna get some soon.
Damn it.
I'm gonna remarry your mom.
I didn't lose...
...sit on a bench as a family and watch a beautiful Vegas sunset.
- Here's five bucks. - Thank you.
Ellen?
I'm telling you, this is not the way to do this.
...that's a happy day for that man.
ROY: Trust me. CLARK: All right. I'll trust you.
Oh, no.
Tim’s cousin Vicki That he sexts with…
I Love Electricity REC says we are going to get some soon!!
Poker tonight? Tomorrow night?
Yeah. Where can I get some damn Taco Bell?
And starting right now, we're gonna have a great time.
Ellen, I've been a fool.
[SINGING AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL]
What? What did you say?
Give me another 20, Eddie.
- Audrey. - Audrey.
Who knew my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred?
And if there's anything you need, don't hesitate to call me.
Big words from a big man
Card counting, Clark?
Wouldn't that be great?
1 2 buckle my shoes
- Is that legal? - Sharpens the player's edge.
When I was your age, they had to use a water cannon...
SIEGFRIED: You're very kind. You're very kind.
Vegas, Vegas, Vegas
"...Then We'll Go Out Back, I'll Kick You In The Nuts, And We'll Call It A Day?"
Ellen?
Hey. Wanna try our hand at a little blackjack?
Honey, please don't spoil your daddy's fun.
...to hold down the table?
[SINGING]
[ALL GROANING]
I gotta get my family back.
[SLAPPING]
- That's wonderful. - I won the money.
I'll have some of the um... Some of the yellow
Buy a bullet and rent a gun.
Oh, I Love Electricity. Georgia Power says we're gonna get some soon.
The Little Mermaid Sleeping Beauty 1997 VHS
Oh, my God.
For a rainy day, Clark.
You wanna hang out with cousin Vicki tonight, I’ll give you my beeper number.
Eat a monkeys butt Only on fridays
For a rainy day, Clark.
My son.