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Don't forget Grandma and Granddad's anniversary.
Still got a lot of sightseeing, and I added tetanus shot to the list.
You wanna hang out with cousin Vicki tonight, I’ll give you my beeper number.
1 2 buckle my shoes
- What do you think you're doing? - You told me to get a summer job!
Vegas, Vegas, Vegas
Yeah. Where can I get some damn Taco Bell?
- You do? - Yeah.
...took a chance on a gangly boy of a man named Clark...
I didn't lose...
...Albert Einstein, all gamblers.
See the way the plane applauded?
Good Luck, Everybody
When I was your age, they had to use a water cannon...
[SLAPPING]
Celebrating 26 yrs
Ellen, I've learned that a family vacation only works...
And if there's anything you need, don't hesitate to call me.
Bishhh!
- Seven. Any way. - Seven now.
Oh, no.
I gotta get my family back.
- Audrey. - Audrey.
I Love Electricity REC says we are going to get some soon!!
CHANGING FIVE HUNDRED
I put a dollar in I got a car, I put a dollar in I got a car.
...that's a happy day for that man.
- Nine again. - You know, Clark...
Hey. Wanna try our hand at a little blackjack?
[SINGING AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL]
Now...Are there any DAM questions?
Card counting, Clark?
Good night, Eddie.
Ellen, I've been a fool.
ROY: Trust me. CLARK: All right. I'll trust you.
Ellen?
Oh, I Love Electricity. Georgia Power says we're gonna get some soon.
Me on the beach in Hawaii
Honey, please don't spoil your daddy's fun.
We only need one vape.
I guess they really know how to treat their high rollers.
Buy a bullet and rent a gun.
Eddie.
And starting right now, we're gonna have a great time.
Poker tonight? Tomorrow night?
Why don't you just call it a night and let Ellen lick your wounds.
For a rainy day, Clark.
Little Ruby-Sue must have grown a foot since you saw her last.
- Is that legal? - Sharpens the player's edge.
Damn it.
- But you do. MAN 1: Come on!
Eat a monkeys butt Only on fridays
Big words from a big man
[SINGING]
...to hold down the table?
Tim’s cousin Vicki That he sexts with…
I SAID NO SHOOOOWW
All of you come with me now.
I didn’t lose!
...and all the shrimp cocktail you can eat.
March, 31, 1998
The Little Mermaid Sleeping Beauty 1997 VHS
I'm gonna remarry your mom.
EDDIE: Which hand is it in?
Oh, my God.
[ALL GROANING]
ARNIE: And that's how a power plant works.
...when he enters...
Oh, I love electricity. Eddie says we're gonna get some soon.
- Yeah, when are we going? - Let's just quit while we're ahead.
Big bet for a big man.
...oppressive heat and home schooling, we don't have a minute free.
That's what I've come to realize.
...that they do at them regular casinos.
Daddy's coming to get you!
Hey, look at this.
- Here's five bucks. - Thank you.
Big words from a big man
I'll have some of the um... Some of the yellow
[MOUTHING WORDS] Remember me?
Russell, I never wanna hear those words out of your mouth again.
Ellen?
Yeah, that's what we could do.
For a rainy day, Clark.
I'm telling you, this is not the way to do this.
Give me another 20, Eddie.
Sorry, My Pen Burst
Meet us in the spa at 10:00 tomorrow morning.
SIEGFRIED: You're very kind. You're very kind.
This ccq is extra runny tonight
My son.
CLARK: Ellen, don't worry. I'm here, honey.
Wouldn't that be great?
They're four years old.
Who knew my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred?
- That's wonderful. - I won the money.
"...Then We'll Go Out Back, I'll Kick You In The Nuts, And We'll Call It A Day?"
Well, you see, we left our IDs upstairs, actually.
...sit on a bench as a family and watch a beautiful Vegas sunset.
What? What did you say?