Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Thanks. - Have a good evening, Mr. Morris.
Would the two of you have any ID?
Pick a number? I'm great at that.
I said NO SHOOOWW
CLARK: When a man can come to Las Vegas with a few extra bucks in his pocket...
Clark, are you serious?
That's it, Griswold You are freakin' dead
MAN: Shrimp cocktail, 29 cents.
...this is for you.
...maybe you ought to spread it around...
- Could you hand me that oven mitt? - Oh, yeah.
Ellen?
SALES HAVE FALLEN OFF AT THE DAM STORE...
- Place your bets. CLARK: Yeah.
Put a sub in, got a 750. Put a sub in, got a 750.
I wanna press this up.
Get out of my way. Hands off my wife!
I've lost over $750,000 in 18 hours
Good Luck, Everybody
Lunch was wonderful.
...unattainable.
And that is that it's not what you have but who you have to share it with.
No. Not really.
When the retro hits your account
- Eddie! Please! - Oh, my God.
Russ, you made me a lot of moneu
Eddie, why do you have all this money buried in the ground?
- That's good. - No, let's get a little more.
But... Oh, wait, here's something.
Oh, thank you. We're very blessed.
Time's up, Eddie.
- My foot. My foot. - I got it. I got it. I got it.
MAN 3: Press this up? - Yeah. Yeah, press it.
I seem to have run out of pocket money. Do you cash checks?
- Out of my mouth? - I don't care. Any gum. Give me gum.
Changing $600!
I don't think that's a very good idea.
Opening to Old Yeller 1997 VHS
That was fast.
You don’t know when to quit, do ya, Griswold?
She's got her mama's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.
...we’ll go out back, you give me Gooch presh, and we’ll call it a day
That sounds great, but Ellen went to sleep hours ago.
You take the Mustang, and I'll take that big black thing over there.
Oh, Greg, give me some birds. Let me hear some birds.
...we're gonna have a great time together.
You're right, Jilly. I know I do.
we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?
What time will you be home I’m making pasta
What can I do with $20 ($5)?
- Yeah, Dad. AUDREY: Congratulations, Daddy.
Who knew Craig had the legs of a thoroughbred?
Sir.
Georgia vs Clemson
Come on, kids.
Right now. Ready?
VEGAS! VEGAS! VEGAS!
- A drink, please. - Welcome to the Riviera.
Honey? I'm home.
- Oh, my God! - Eddie.
- Mom, you didn't see the way he was...? CLARK: Watch your mouth.
It’s Theresa birthday
- Excuse me, is that your family? - Yeah.
- I get it? - Yeah.
The point is, starting now...
Morbius
I used to have quite a little system for finding it.
You give me half the money you're going to bet, we go out back l'll kick you in the nuts & we'll call it a day
That'll keep them busy for hours.
What do you mean, they're...? They're yours?
Pappagiorgio?
Veer to the left. Take a sharp right at the first giant palm tree.
How'd you do at the tables last night?
We have excellent dry-cleaning service...
It got late. I got worried about you.
Feb, 4, 1997, March, 4, 197
It's my long-life food preservative. It's finally been approved.
Put a dollar in, won a car. Put a dollar in, won a car.
Now that you got that, all we gotta do is teach you how to dress.
Good luck everybody
...I said, Get your own running backs
Now, here's one for all you rush-hour rockers.
...and roll you back and forth across the bed into each other.
I didn’t lose!
Excuse me a minute.
Where did I go wrong? What did I do?
- Thank you, Dean. - How do you like Yuma?
Las Vegas has changed, Ellen.
Buy a bullet and rent a gun.
So Please, No One Wander Off The Dam Tour
- You wanna press it? - Press it?
CLARK: What do you say, Russ? My 20th anniversary.
Have you ever swam with the dolphins? Them things is hard to catch.
CLARK: I got it. EDDIE: Need some help, Clark?
- Yeah. MAN: Yeah.
[LAUGHING]
Gosh.
Clark, I anit seen a beating like that since Someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose!
democrat voters!
That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.
...for as long as you both shall live?
Anyone for milk?
Good luck sir
I think he said, Take the ticket.
Feb, 4, 1997, March 4, 1997, July 15, 1997, August 25, 1997-February 26, 2002 2006
No, Russ. Get dressed.
I DIDN'T LOSE
Meanwhile Back in the Midwest
- Oh, Nick. - So I says to him...
He cheated Eddie!