Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That sounds great, but Ellen went to sleep hours ago.
SALES HAVE FALLEN OFF AT THE DAM STORE...
we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?
Changing $600!
CLARK: When a man can come to Las Vegas with a few extra bucks in his pocket...
No. Not really.
How'd you do at the tables last night?
- Out of my mouth? - I don't care. Any gum. Give me gum.
But... Oh, wait, here's something.
Excuse me a minute.
Good luck sir
Las Vegas has changed, Ellen.
...I said, Get your own running backs
What can I do with $20 ($5)?
- That's good. - No, let's get a little more.
- A drink, please. - Welcome to the Riviera.
Right now. Ready?
Morbius
Feb, 4, 1997, March 4, 1997, July 15, 1997, August 25, 1997-February 26, 2002 2006
democrat voters!
The point is, starting now...
- Oh, Nick. - So I says to him...
Gosh.
I've lost over $750,000 in 18 hours
You give me half the money you're going to bet, we go out back l'll kick you in the nuts & we'll call it a day
Would the two of you have any ID?
You take the Mustang, and I'll take that big black thing over there.
Have you ever swam with the dolphins? Them things is hard to catch.
- My foot. My foot. - I got it. I got it. I got it.
Eddie, why do you have all this money buried in the ground?
Clark, are you serious?
Clark, I anit seen a beating like that since Someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose!
Pick a number? I'm great at that.
Put a dollar in, won a car. Put a dollar in, won a car.
Now, here's one for all you rush-hour rockers.
CLARK: I got it. EDDIE: Need some help, Clark?
- Yeah, Dad. AUDREY: Congratulations, Daddy.
Veer to the left. Take a sharp right at the first giant palm tree.
- Mom, you didn't see the way he was...? CLARK: Watch your mouth.
Oh, Greg, give me some birds. Let me hear some birds.
...we’ll go out back, you give me Gooch presh, and we’ll call it a day
Georgia vs Clemson
...maybe you ought to spread it around...
I didn’t lose!
...unattainable.
Put a sub in, got a 750. Put a sub in, got a 750.
Anyone for milk?
- I get it? - Yeah.
- Excuse me, is that your family? - Yeah.
...for as long as you both shall live?
Feb, 4, 1997, March, 4, 197
- Yeah. MAN: Yeah.
VEGAS! VEGAS! VEGAS!
Honey? I'm home.
Good luck everybody
Come on, kids.
- Place your bets. CLARK: Yeah.
Pappagiorgio?
What time will you be home I’m making pasta
Lunch was wonderful.
Russ, you made me a lot of moneu
That's it, Griswold You are freakin' dead
That was fast.
Ellen?
Time's up, Eddie.
It's my long-life food preservative. It's finally been approved.
Sir.
- Thank you, Dean. - How do you like Yuma?
He cheated Eddie!
- Could you hand me that oven mitt? - Oh, yeah.
Buy a bullet and rent a gun.
MAN 3: Press this up? - Yeah. Yeah, press it.
And that is that it's not what you have but who you have to share it with.
I used to have quite a little system for finding it.
When the retro hits your account
It’s Theresa birthday
I DIDN'T LOSE
That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.
We have excellent dry-cleaning service...
Where did I go wrong? What did I do?
I said NO SHOOOWW
...and roll you back and forth across the bed into each other.
No, Russ. Get dressed.
That'll keep them busy for hours.
You're right, Jilly. I know I do.
Good Luck, Everybody
- Thanks. - Have a good evening, Mr. Morris.
I wanna press this up.
CLARK: What do you say, Russ? My 20th anniversary.
...this is for you.
Get out of my way. Hands off my wife!
You don’t know when to quit, do ya, Griswold?
I don't think that's a very good idea.
She's got her mama's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.
Who knew Craig had the legs of a thoroughbred?
What do you mean, they're...? They're yours?
It got late. I got worried about you.
- Eddie! Please! - Oh, my God.
MAN: Shrimp cocktail, 29 cents.
I think he said, Take the ticket.
- Oh, my God! - Eddie.
Opening to Old Yeller 1997 VHS
Oh, thank you. We're very blessed.
- You wanna press it? - Press it?
Meanwhile Back in the Midwest
...we're gonna have a great time together.
[LAUGHING]
So Please, No One Wander Off The Dam Tour
I seem to have run out of pocket money. Do you cash checks?
Now that you got that, all we gotta do is teach you how to dress.