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Doesn't even matter since he's not talking to me, either.
-He gave them to you? -To us.
-Why didn't you just tell me, then? -It was kind of hard getting a word in. I mean, you're a good talker, but you're not so
Everything's going to be fine.
Kirsten is the one good thing in your life. How could you do this to her? After all she has done for you?
she's gonna see right through it.
-What are you, like, a huge fan? -Yeah, of a certain prickly brunette named after my least favorite season.
-Ryan Atwood? -Lindsay Gardner.
-Oh, I'm glad you listened to reason. -Dad, wow.
Oh, I am. I've divested myself of all of Seth's material possessions. I'm vibrating at an extremely Cohenless frequency.
Step down.Put Kirsten in charge. That's your next move.
-Well, I didn't marry you for money. -No, you married me because you were pregnant.
All right.
-Look, Cohen, I think we need to really talk. -Hey! There you are. Look, some guy just puked all over an amplifier, and... -
Oh, well, that's a shame,
You think I'm stupid.
Um, well, he said he wants to be friends, that he's trying to change.
No, dude, here I am, going on and on about my haircut. My grandfather's in the cooler.
-Seth and Summer--star-crossed lovers? -Or better off just friends.
Quit slash got fired. Lot of things were said.
Hmm. Why'd he do that?
-Uh-huh. -Where are you going?
-Except you've already finished it. -If you flunk out of Harvard, you can spend the rest of your life floating in your paren
-Look, clearly, this isn't working. -Clearly.
-Don't worry, I promise I'll keep my hands to myself. -Well, it's your elbow I'm worried about.
Iced coffee for me,please.
-Listen, I'm not going to stay long. -Actually, you can't stay at all. The Valley is on, so you should just...
get accepted into Yale early and never have to look at another cheerleader or water polo player ever again.