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Hey, you came.
If someone would've told me last year that you and I would be the two loneliest people in Newport, I wouldn't have believed '
I wanted you to tell me the truth.
A little rushed, maybe.
-I should've dated other girls. -What other girls?
Tomorrow morning, I'm calling a press conference to announce that I'll be stepping down from The Newport Group and appointing
-Destined to be together? -Or just too dysfunctional together to make it work.
Do I get a raise?
-Minimum wage, long, uh, taking tickets, cleaning toilets, and the light preparation of fried foods.
oh, and my boyfriend spent the entire summer with a girl, who may or may not have been pregnant with his child,
Seth, can you...?! Oh, oh, sorry, sorry.
Well, I don't know, either. What I do know is...
So... I think I really messed things up with Summer last night, hurt her pretty bad.
-Funny, I thought we were supposed to... -Yeah, I know, but, uh, here's the thing.
I'm just... I'm really glad that you're not.
You married me because I was pregnant. I married you because I loved you.
that is what she wants, in which case, that's not about me.
Dude, I don't even want Summer back. Unless...
Hello?
Summer's right then. I have to do, I have to change. I have to be a better person.
So hopefully, I don't know, we can all hang out, we can be friends.
-How do you work with this mirror? -Grandpa, front page, jail?
I can't believe this about your grandfather. He's in big trouble.
-I'll be sure and wash my hands between the last two.
Hmm. Hello?
You Know Who Loves The Walkmen?
-Hey, thanks. -Yup.
-Is now a bad time? -I'm game.
Uh, a little help here. I think I'm going to have a hernia.