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[Tim] Oh! -[Sean] Whoo!
You never come in here to talk to me about your patients.
That's impossible. I don't snore.
It's just that you said you're gonna propose to Charlie
Wow, he nailed it. -No, no.
Just a walk? Just a-- Just a jaunty little walk around the neighborhood?
Hey. Is this bow tie cute, or do I look like Smithers from The Simpsons?
Aw, thank you. Thanks so much, Paul. That's really kind of you.
One minute, he's kicking me out. The next, he being all nice and shit.
Oh, come on. What is going on? Is everything okay?
Don't follow me.
Yeah, it's my dad. He keeps hitting me up to get together.
I-- It was a-- It was a weird assignment.
Bye. -Bye.
You're a good person. People love you.
I know. It sounds so fun. [chuckles] -Yeah.
[stammers] I was way too terrified to be gay in college.
I do not.
from someone who just... You know. -[Gaby, Liz gasp]
Thanks. You're the best. -Mmm.
"Everything goes my way" so much that we all literally wanna dropkick you?
Yeah. Drive safe, you asshole. -Shut up! [grunts]
It was built on, um, land ownership, and procreation.
Don't come in here with an attitude like that.
Well, there's no rush. You know, you can--
and you expect me to drop my panties?
Oh, is there? [scoffs] -Maybe. Fuck, yeah.
I gotta be honest, I don't love the buzzer, Paul.
And the fact that you're an organ donor makes you even hotter.
These are cool. What are these? -What did I just say?
Who gives a shit?
You're crazy. I think it's cute.
Okay, then maybe there's some trauma-informed avoidance going on.
Well, your mother did all the work.
[door closes]
[sighs] I love Charlie so much, but he could say no.
[chuckles] You sound perfect. Marry me. -[chuckles]
Why don't you want 'em? Don't you think you deserve these?
So don't sweat this crush thing.