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He likes money, doesn't he?
I was a completely different person.
Bet. -Yeah, keep going! [grunts]
No. -I tend to do that with people I love.
[stammers] That's not why I called.
You didn't even glance at me. -Oh, I didn't?
It was worth it. -Okay.
What makes you think I'm not fuckin' happy?
[speaks indistinctly] Ok-- Okay, I have to go. [snaps fingers]
You gonna sit? -I'm mad.
I'll be this sad old man that needs to be taken care of.
For his birthday? -[Meg] No,
Kinda giveaways. -I'm good.
Why do you have to be such a stubborn asshole?
Yeah, aight.
I know that's what I said.
You know what that sounds a lot like?
So, I won't be just her father.
We're not gonna get into the whole sticker-laptop thing again, okay?
[stammers] Actually, uh, I gotta go. -Why?
Your school called to tell me that you ditched class.
[shrieks] Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, you were.
Jimmy. I let myself in.
The way you put "fuckin'" right in front of "happy."
That just makes it easier, doesn't it? Okay. [scoffs] I see you, Chipotle.
that's actually gonna happen. -Zing.
You just waltz up in here with your "You up?" energy,
Okay, stop. Maybe I don't wanna take advice about marriage
These aren't party favors. What did you do to get these?
His psychopharmacologist changed his meds for no good reason.
Fine. If you're so desperate to psychoanalyze me, do it.
Just-- Come on, look. Is it cute?
Sometimes?
Are you following the routines that we mapped out for you?
And I value your professional opinion.
[Paul] I'll-- I'll talk to you later. -Bye.
[Paul] Why don't I get him some money?
So, can we move on?
A few weeks ago,