Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Barney Stinson! Barney Stinson! That reminds me of Barney! Surfing on the ocean... there's Barney somewhere.

- And time! - What's the count?

(SINGING) Under the waterfall

Hey, I didn't know you knew how to stand near a horse, that's impressive.

- She seems mean. - Yeah, she seems super-mean.

How are you getting letters if no one knows where you are, douche?

Is it easier to dance when you don't have external genitalia?

So that's how you injured your hip?

- Canada. - Right.

Cards on the table, you weren't the first lady to wear that in here.

and caught himself a 16-pound walleye.

So, tell me, do any of the other little girls in your class have dancer's hip?

And the President's economic team is hoping to have a proposal before Congress

Like mine. I present

I have to move back to Canada.

In Alberta. In Canada.

How can it be me? That guy's British.

Check it out. I make it fun. I invented a little game.

I need you to just say vague, confident-sounding buzzwords,

Stand tall, New York. Trustworthy. Recycling.

You had to be on a motorcycle to say that?

Absolutely not. That would be lame.

I am way past my dating prisoners phase.

None of this is going to help me get a job. I'm about to get kicked out of the country.

Guys, come on. Marshall didn't get this injury from dancing.

I didn't play that much D.

Because if they knew where I was, they'd shut me down.

No, no. They could never process that and make it official in time. That won't work.

- I told them to shove it. - Dude!