Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That baby got me 11 job offers.
All my life, I have dared to go past what is possible.
It's not funny, all right?
I dance more than you know.
What? But you didn't do a damn thing in your video.
- Twenty-two... - Age you claim you are.
You put dunk champion on your resumé?
See how mine is lean and mean? Yours is too cluttered.
Okay, fine. Don't do it.
I heard it was just me up against two other girls.
Yeah, that could work.
people who seem like bold risk takers, but never actually do anything.
I mean, for one thing, it's gonna be a really long commute.
- He was this genius mystery DJ. - It was Ted.
Oh, come on! lliopsoas tendonitis.
No, that would be doing... Are you even listening?
They offered you a job hosting their new morning talk show.
Seventeen.
You've obviously never spent any time in Denver.
I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die.