Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Twenty-two... - Age you claim you are.

They offered you a job hosting their new morning talk show.

See how mine is lean and mean? Yours is too cluttered.

Oh, come on! lliopsoas tendonitis.

Yeah, that could work.

You've obviously never spent any time in Denver.

- He was this genius mystery DJ. - It was Ted.

All my life, I have dared to go past what is possible.

What? But you didn't do a damn thing in your video.

I mean, for one thing, it's gonna be a really long commute.

You put dunk champion on your resumé?

Okay, fine. Don't do it.

I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die.

I heard it was just me up against two other girls.

It's not funny, all right?

people who seem like bold risk takers, but never actually do anything.

I dance more than you know.

That baby got me 11 job offers.

No, that would be doing... Are you even listening?