Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Barney Stinson! Barney Stinson! That reminds me of Barney! Surfing on the ocean... there's Barney somewhere.
OLDER TED: Kids, by the winter of 2009, Robin had been unemployed for months.
Yeah, right here.
Awesome, awesome, awesome awesome, awesome, awesome
Okay, the first thing is from when I was a cub reporter for Channel 22 in Red Deer.
Really, you're writing a book?
Sweetie, are you still upset about the dancer's hip jokes?
(BOTH STIFLING LAUGHTER)
took ignorance and injustice off the menu.
"Reporting live from the worst place in the world, I'm Robin Scherbatsky."
- Yeah, but you can't do it anymore! - You can't dunk anymore, lady-hips!
It's something I do when I'm alone. You know, like if something good happens,
they're gonna send me back to Canada.
Yeah, sure.
to the place where the possible and the impossible meet to become
Let it go.
And a wee bit Scottish.
... nineteen...
Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision.
What would you recommend to your numerous admirers
- But you have to prove society wrong. - I can't break 15 bricks with my forehead.
It's postmarked two months ago.
It's from the U.S. Department of lmmigration.