Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My parents could have left me in a nursing home, you know.

You're serious about this?

I would find it absolutely intolerable not to be able to blame someone for all this.

Would you mind if I asked you a favor?

Can we try for that next time?

Careful. Not so fast.

Nice shirt. As in racy and sophisticated?

Hi. How you doing? Good. Good. Come on in.

Oh, let me think. What was it like?

That's a long time for some people.

...that my taste buds are pretty jaded.

That's what I want.

I liked some of the other stuff just as much or better, but I'm glad it's behind me.

It's okay. It's just a question of depth of penetration for most people.

...it made no difference to her at all.

...and that you're gonna hypnotize me into your cult.

Her name's Vera. Welcome, Vera.

Just tell me something about yourself.

Would you ask your mother...

I'd love to hear it.

So the difference between me and a prostitute...

You're usually right about these things.

Ha, ha, ha. How did he get so lucky?

Can I ask you something? Sure. What would you like to ask?

But she kept holding me inside her.

But in the little bit that's left...

It won't fit. It's not going to fit. Mark, it will fit just fine.

...and a common prostitute?

Want to go out sometime?

Just try and think about something else.

How old are you? Thirty-eight.

The idea is, if it makes her happy and him happy...

You forgot this.

Oh, I didn't think of that. Then why are you doing it?

Not in my case, that's for sure.

We have two sessions left Is that correct?

Do you think I could be one of those people?

Well, let's just say I value your advice just as much as I do the therapist's.

Hypothetically...

Thank you so much.

I just kept thinking, Is that it?

When people become attached to each other.

I don't just write poems to anyone.

Breathe slowly and think of something delicious.

He's supposed to be having a therapy session.

What's the difference between this sexual specialist...

We know this is not unusual after first successful intercourse...

Okay, fine. Here goes.

Any parts of your body you don't want me to touch?

It keeps me breathing.

Yeah. Go ahead.

I'm never gonna have intercourse with Cheryl or any other woman.

Have you had any experience?

I was sort of hoping to get a quote in advance.