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It's incredible. You think you're dying, you feel death enter your body.
Uncle Nunzio died to get away from Aunt Teresa.
but Petunia was so much more difficult. She-
- What kind of pain? - The kind that hurts.
I want you around for a long, long time.
I always wanted to act.
I'm 80 years old, I got Pavarotti sitting on my chest, odds are it's a heart attack!
It's my death. She'll make it her moment.
Oh, Mounties. I love Canadian men!
One bite, for God's sake!
And then she had to talk the entire time.
Wait a minute, she had scungilli.
I love that lady so much.
- Really? - He was surrounded by women.
Oh Sophia, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to help.
You simply cannot go on eating like that at your age!
Oh, yeah, right. What a klutz.
The doctor was out. They're trying to locate him, so I called the paramedics
if you know that you're gonna end up dying anyway?
And I love you, Ma...
I would move there in a shot if only they had men there.
No, Dorothy. It's a wonderful place.
In your head.
A heart attack's bigger. I've seen a heart attack. Charlie had a heart attack.
So there I was with no vet,
Oh, God, I don't know what I'll do.
Sophia, you feeling a little better?
Oh God, I miss her already.
Well, it's not the nicest word in the world.
Oh. Well, then, burial, I guess.
Rest? I could be history in 20 minutes. I got some things I have to tell you.
Sophia, please. I can't hear... and I ate at my mother's.
I want my mind on things. I've got to make my peace,
- What did you have for dinner? - I didn't have any dinner.
Oh, it was fantastic, Sophia, really fantastic.